I have a crazy idea… don’t kill anybody today…

 And I mean all of you. Terrorists, freedom fighters, militants, murderers, psychopaths, supremacists, anarchists, extremely angry, disgruntled people… I mean all of you. And that includes anybody who is thinking of killing themselves. Just don’t do it. Not today. If we can make it through one day, then maybe we can try it for a whole week… and then a month… and then a year. I mean, really, what’s the worst that can happen?

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18 Responses to I have a crazy idea… don’t kill anybody today…

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    You should be the supreme leader of the world for having such good ideas!

  2. I’m in! THis is whole planet no kill day! -Dawn

  3. chris jensen's avatar jensenempire2551 says:

    i read the headline and thought here something i could sink my gums into (No Teeth!) then i read the post, you know how take the fun out of everything… Smart Guy!

  4. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    It’s almost 9pm and have a perfect record so far.

  5. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    Hmm, good point Art. I think this might be more effective at a later date in your conquest of the world – at a point where all your minions are required by Royal Decree to read your blog. Right now you’re preaching to the converted. I mean, what about all the fighting in Greenland? Not a soul there will have read this. See what I mean? Oh, hey, as an aside, I did a guest post over at Cordelia’s Mom today where I almost but didn’t die, so I felt it would be a good segue to your topic http://cordeliasmomstill.com/2014/08/14/blue-lightning-a-very-special-guest-post/#comments If you have time to drop by, any comments, criticisms or suggestions are welcomed with open arms. Thanks!

  6. Editor's avatar Editor says:

    You forgot soldiers and cops. Who do you think does the most killing?

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