Why yes, I am still making your dreams come true, through the magic of Photoshop. My friend, over at: http://kattermonran.com/ really likes ducks… among other things… I mean, he is a writer and a photographer, and you should check him out.
He gave me his Gravatar picture to play with. In the picture, he is holding a cat. Anybody can hold a dang cat. That’s no fun. So I let him try holding a few other things.
Now you might ask why I chose to start off with the picture of him holding a slightly smaller version of me… You might ask that if you DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL!!! Seriously, have you met me? It is always all about me. I have a selection in that word cloud thing in my sidebar called ‘pictures of me’. Just because I offer to make your dreams come true doesn’t mean that I forget about my own dreams… of seeing me on every computer in the world…
Hey, watch where you put your hand, buddy!
But he likes ducks… and mallards are pretty… especially the males… sorry, ladies, that’s the way it is with birds… so I gave him a duck…
Unfortunately, one of the crack squirrels that infest my cranium quickly ate the duck…
Oh man… I should have Photoshopped a bunch of blood spattered on his shirt… that would have made that joke a lot funnier… but whatever… as my mom always says: Nature in the wild is seldom mild.
Wait… what? You want to see the cat from the original picture? Are you too lazy to go visit his blog? Bad minion! No minion chow for you today! Okay, fine, here you go…
I guess it is a perfectly adorable cat… but all I saw was a thing I had to use the cloning tool to take pieces of t-shirt to cover the fuzzy varmint up… and at least I did save it from being eaten by a crack squirrel.
Pouring My Art Out 
Male ducks are called drakes! Did you know that?
I did…
You keep taking your photoshopping skills to the next level. Brilliant. If I get brave enough, I might give you a pic of myself to do what you wish with. Well, not what YOU WISH, but you know what I mean. I think. 🙂
Ha… somebody just gave me pictures and left it up to me… just wait…
You’re backpacked sized! Imagine you could mail yourself out to your minions and we’d carry you around all day having adventures.
I’ve been known to leave my backpack in bars though.
I really need to get the minions working on the cloning machine.
I do get the feeling they are just running amok, not good
tell me about it
Brilliantly done! I specially love the squirrel!
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
This is frick’n HILARIOUS!
thank you very much
OMG!! That is funny!!!! Very talented you are! 😀
You want in on this?
Uhm……..sure!
I need a picture and an idea… unless you want to leave the ideas up to the crack squirrels… and they can be pretty squirrely.
I shall leave it up to you Art! But I am out of town at the moment and do not have access to my pictures! When I get home I will send you one! OK?? 🙂
No rush… I got other stuff going on. Just email them whenever… this is an ongoing thing.
Okey Dokey! 🙂
And look at the one I am doing today… that is what happens when you leave it up to me.
The squirrel photo is funny but I still prefer Sully.
eh… too reality based…
I like reality – I also like fiction too.
It pays to be well rounded.
I predominantly write non-fiction how-to books, but I also love to write children’s picture books for 3-5 years. How quirky is that!
I wrote one of those… did all the artwork myself.
Wow! That’s awesome. Was it published by a publisher or self-published?
Self published… it is over there in the sidebar… on the right…
Thanks.
no… thank you
Reblogged this on A Mixed Bag and commented:
Arthur grabbed a hold of my Gravatar (Globally Recognised Avatar) and decided to remove poor little Sully from it. I had no idea he was going to do that. Well, apart from when he said to me “Can I have a play with your photo and have you holding a duck?” Go have a look at what he can do with other things as well.
Whilst you are at it, he has a post where he is trying to break the record for most comments which currently stands at over 31,000. http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u
HAHAHA Brilliant 😀
oh yeah
It IS Brilliant!!! And the duck is cute too! 😉
Okay… I didn’t invent ducks…
Haha
That’s it… I am making you a duck head… because that is just plain fun to say… Duck head!!!
In that case, I shall lol. lol
ahhhhhhhhhhh
Haha.
much better
I tried to make you a duck head… there are no good pictures of mallards looking right into the camera… or just a little down and to the right.
Never mind. Thanks for what you did do
no… thank you.
Oh my gosh…. I think Al ate that crack squirrel! Yay Al! Welcome aboard the tugging tides of revolution, I will get you fitted for your uniform and provide you with some Art-spray, but after that you’re on your own, man.
Would a man who just had his dreams made reality turn on the person who did it? I think not.
Um, what dreams are those exactly?
I don’t judge them or interpret them… I just fulfill them… you should try that sometime… your wife will be amazed… HA!!!!!
Booooo….
sorry… still miffed about that whole revolution thing, I guess…
Nicely done. You spent some time on this one for sure. That cat still has all 9 lives intact thanks to you.
Once again, I am a hero, what can I say?
That really is nicely done.
“Watch where yo put your hands.” HAHAHA!
I try to make this place funny
you do it brilliantly.
yay
So what you are saying is that the picture of you in your banner, could have been photoshopped from a picture of a small green alien with six arms, five ears and wearing a top hat?
I have lots of pictures of me with my aliens.
I am almost afraid to read this.
It is safe and harmless and tested for all manner of bad things.
The photoshop is quite well done. 🙂
thanks