I mean, it is more than a little ironic, but I don’t want to be dishonest about the fact that this is basically a criminal organization bent on world domination… and now that I have the secret lair in the hollow volcano and have gathered a loyal crew of underpaid and overworked minions, I feel that I am actually making some progress.
I look forward to being your overlord.









You just keep dreaming Art!
I will
Carry on. Someone has to do it. Sir, yes, sir!
It is a heavy burden
MORE DUST! (Trent might be back and I gotta look good)
keep it real… dusty
I can be your humble yet ever present servant.
We do have more openings in the minion army. At this stage of our operation, the jobs mostly involve showing up on that post where we are trying to break the record for most comments on a wordpress blog post, being funny, and replying to random people to keep the comment threads flowing.
Do we have a number on what the record is, or should be? I’ll have to swing back around there I suppose.
They never gave us a number, but we haven’t found any that have more than we do.
Your podiatrist shall be proud.
sigh
I never did get that “take over the world” thingy. I mean who wants all the problems in the world? Honestly if I ended up through some ludicrous circumstances actually owning the world, I’d be desperately looking for someone to give it to. Now I know who I would unload it on. Ha! And NO REGIFTING! Hear me?
I have done a few posts where I list all the changes I would make if I ruled the world… you so want me in control…
Absolutely – as long as I can bring all my problems to you.
I believe that would be one of my many responsibilities.
By your command
That’s the spirit.
If you improve our minion work conditions, you could have your world domination even faster. Just sayin’
Back to work before I have you flogged!!! uh… I mean… I will take that under advisement, my dear fellow.
Yay! Warning instead of flogging, thank you, Supreme leader!
I am getting soft in my old age.
that’s not a good quality for a supreme leader.
Not one in charge of a criminal conspiracy bent on world domination, that’s for dang sure.
Head Minion reporting for duty, sir. I have just cleaned out the latrines, and am now making dinner. I respectfully request permission to sublimate any and all naysayers who have the audacity to question your supple, sweaty munificence.
It is about time… I have had to stand up for myself… it wasn’t pretty.
Will the Commadante be requiring some delicate puppetry to maintain his rigidity?
hey now… this post is trying to make a very clear point… and allow me to remain guilt free… so I will thank you not to make purposeful prose about penile puppetry pertaining to parts of my physiology being poked, prodded or put in a position of protrusional provocativeness.
I shall stock up on the olive oil.
like you weren’t going to do that anyway…
I second the request, and also respectfully request a thesaurus. I need to know what Trent is saying, because it sounds very important.
He has a way of making things sound important that really really aren’t.
That’s what you have to do to make it into management, like Trent did. (he’s even the Head minion here!)
Which is why most of my posts only sound important…
Um… what’s a thesaurus? Did you make that word up?
It is a form of extinct dinosaur
Did you make that word up too?
I made up all the words
Shades of Pinky and The Brain yet again. How’s that working for you so far?
slowly but surely