Monthly Archives: May 2014

Ahhh… this is what a vacation in Maui should look like… two happy feet snuggling in warm sand…

Posted on May 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Wrong! My size 15 feet are two big, fat liars! That is not what a vacation should look like at all. This is what a vacation should look like, from the perspective of your feet… You see those two raw, … Continue reading →

Posted in My travels, Stories of my life, sunsets | Tagged adventure, feet, hawaii, humor, maui, nature, outdoors, shoes, swim fins, travel, vacation | 61 Comments

More reasons why you need to rent a crazy green convertible Mustang when you go to Maui…

Posted on May 13, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Yes, you need to rent a car like this if you ever visit Maui… or anywhere else on this planet, for that matter… Because when you are driving it, you will look like this… And you will feel like this… … Continue reading →

Posted in My travels, Pictures of me, Stories of my life | Tagged cars, convertible, driving, hawaii, humor, maui, mustang, photography, travel | 22 Comments

Free adventure tours of Maui!!!

Posted on May 13, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I will be your personal tour guide and show you all the best sights and exciting things to do on Maui, and you will not have to pay me at all… All you need to do is provide me with airfare and food… … Continue reading →

Posted in Pictures of me | Tagged adventure, free tours, hawaii, humor, maui, me, outdoors, personal tour guide, travel | 32 Comments

Why I spent all day on the phone…

Posted on May 12, 2014 by pouringmyartout

(or): Never buy a car in another state… (or): Why I hate the DMV… Remember I told you about how my wife wanted to get a new Highlander… but it had to be a certain color… and they didn’t have … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged anger, buying a car, dmv, help, humor, the dmv, toyota, writing, you suck | 48 Comments

Maui is crawling with lizards…

Posted on May 12, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I met a lot of lizards on our trip to Maui. I like lizards. There is just something cool about them… Do you see the lizard in this picture? Let me zoom in a little closer… That is a handsome … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, My travels, Stories of my life | Tagged animals, hawaii, humor, lizards, maui, nature, photography, The lizards, travel, writing | 103 Comments

Oh, I met some animals on Maui…

Posted on May 12, 2014 by pouringmyartout

On the way back from having one last smoke one evening, I met this charming little creature… saying his bedtime prayers… That thing is like 5 inches long… and really thin… I got my cell phone pretty close to take … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, My travels, Stories of my life | Tagged bugs, hawaii, humor, insects, maui, nature, outdoors, photography, praying mantis, spiders, travel | 27 Comments

Something cool my wife bought me on Maui…

Posted on May 10, 2014 by pouringmyartout

We took a day trip into Lahaina Town… I will share pictures with you, sooner or later. But I ambled into an art gallery, you know, to see what the competition is up to, and I saw these awesome glass … Continue reading →

Posted in My travels, Stories of my life | Tagged art, art gallery, colored lights, colors, glass, humor, jellyfish, lahaina, maui, travel | 51 Comments

Warning… this post contains pictures of fingers doing rude gestures that equate to saying a bad word… caution is advised…

Posted on May 9, 2014 by pouringmyartout

So… uh… while I was in Maui, I invented two new ways to flip people off. I am not saying that alcohol had anything to do with this… but I did invent them after we went to a luau where they … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged drinking, f off, flip the bird, humor, rude gestures, the finger, travel, writing | 23 Comments

Our second stop on Maui…

Posted on May 9, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Believe it or not, the very next thing we did on Maui, after renting our awesome monster-puke green Mustang convertible, was at Wal-Mart. I know it sounds weird, but both the hotels we stayed in had kitchens. So we saved a … Continue reading →

Posted in My travels, Stories of my life | Tagged 82nd airborne, d-day, hawaii, history, humor, maui, normandy, travel, writing | 26 Comments

Name that car… an exciting new game…

Posted on May 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

So the first thing we did after leaving the airport on Maui was to go to the car rental place. Being the oh-so-practical person that my wife is, she had set us up with a sensible car… with trunk space … Continue reading →