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Pouring My Art Out 
Just don’t put me anywhere near the wildling horde!
We are lining up by height…
Be careful, there’s a lot of work with taking over planets. Good luck though.
I have already taken over 27 of them… so…
I’m 5’4″, does that put me at the end of the line – near the wildling horde?
Right next to the Imp… HA!
We need a castle. Maybe the nice folks at Hearst Castle would let us borrow theirs?
And a drawbridge and moat. Proper moat-ivation is necessary.
HA! It is all water under the drawbridge…
But the picture above shows you on the iron throne, so that means you’re already at Kings Landing! Unless you lost the throne by those pesky Baratheons and are trying to reconquer Westeros with the help of three dragons and a bunch of followers.
It is a picture of how I hope this will end up.
Oh, I see. Well, be careful. Remember how this worked out for Stannis.
It is a dangerous world out there.
About time.
That’s what I say
There’s going to be coffee and those delicious mini-croissants before we go anywhere, right?
And can I reserve a table by the pool?
I am putting you in the vanguard with those hairy hillmen… and you can have a goat… no… literally… you can ‘have’ it…
Have I mentioned that I crack myself up?
If there is to be raping and pillaging, I’m locking up the dogs and guinea pigs.
wait… which one do we do which one to???
If you don’t know by this age, I’m not going to tell you. Frankly, it’s the guinea pigs I’m most worried about.
I always worry about them…
How was Hawaii?
Well, I am going to spend 3 weeks telling you that…
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That will scare the residents: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/07/kings-langley-game-of-thrones_n_4553653.html
I now proclaim San Diego to be Arthold of the South!
So it shall be
I should really issue more royal edicts…