I’m leaving you…

No… not forever… please stop crying…  I’m sorry… no… just breathe… that’s it…

In two days, I am going away. I will be gone for nine days. I know, I don’t usually tell you when I am leaving… for security reasons… so Trent doesn’t sneak into my house and dress up in my clothes again…

But my brother is going to stay at our house with our ferocious watch dog. And my brother is almost as big as me… and has nowhere to go… so I feel it is okay to inform you that I am taking my lovely wife to Hawaii for our second honeymoon. We have been married for 25 years. We are going to do a recommitment ceremony on the beach at sunset.

And when I get back, I guess you will have to look at about 5,000 pictures.

I know… I can hardly wait either…

The thing is… what, you thought I forgot about the thing?… I am going to show my wife how much I love her by not blogging during this trip. I would like to tell her that I am not even going to think about you people… not even once… for the whole nine days… but we all know that ain’t going to happen.


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131 Responses to I’m leaving you…


    Seriously, though, congrats on your anniversary. I hope you and she have a terrific time. I look forward to the ocean photos.

  2. joehoover says:

    I hope you and Mrs Browne have a fantastic time. Have you been there before?

    Just leave the crack squirrels at home

  3. Trent Lewin says:

    Awesome, dude. But I have to tell you, I am going to miss the crap out of your blog posts. They are really something I look forward to, because you are so damn genuine, and I never know what you’re going to say or do. Have fun on the beach – 25 years and renewing your commitment sounds wonderful.

    Also, I snuck some of my clothes into your wardrobe the last time I snuck in. If you wear some boxers that feel singularly baggy, well, schmack!

  4. oh please, we’ll survive!!! hehehe

  5. benzeknees says:

    Be nice to your wife – she deserves it after putting up with you all these years! Seriously – have a great trip! I like chocolate covered macadamia nuts BTW.

  6. nancytex2013 says:

    27 years for my husband and I next month! So great to see other couples going against the odds and making it for the long haul. We did a Mediterranean cruise for our 25th, and it was magical. Well, except for that Turkish bath experience. That traumatized me for life. 🙂

    have a wonderful 2nd honeymoon!

  7. samara says:

    Have a wonderful vacation, Art, my love!
    And you handled that thing perfectly! Many thanks, on behalf of all the Sister Wives!

  8. hastywords says:

    Remind me not to ever get on your bad side… Tell your wife to give you an extra kiss from all us damsels in distress you’ve stood up for.

  9. hastywords says:

    This is beautifully romantic news! I here it is one of the most beautiful places to visit. Enjoy LOTS. I have been with my husband 25…kind of a cool coincidence but we just did the Baltic Sea Cruise for our 20th and it was amazing. Congrats…

  10. elroyjones says:

    YAY for you! I hope you don’t think of blogging and I hope you guys have the best time ever. Relaxing for nine days sounds divine.

  11. dkorthbooks says:

    Your posts will be missed! You are the one I count on to comment on mine!! 😦 my blog will be so lonesome…. But I really hope you have the time of your life! Hawaii would be super awesome!! Not many people can claim 25 years of marriage these days and I really feel that is an admirable milestone!! Congrats!

  12. Julie says:

    Awwww….I wish you a great trip. If you have never been to Hawaii it is impossible to not have a fabulous time. Sunscreen! You don’t realize how much closer to the equator you are there and it will make you sick. Like hospital sick, and that wouldn’t be very romantic.

    PSSSSTT….Trent! I will distract the brother while you dress up…..

  13. blogblogmine says:

    wish u a happy journey and do bring some chocolates for me and my hasty 🙂
    yes blogging during honeymooning is worth prosecution

    • You know you are making her nervous, right? With the emails and stuff. You can’t just get all insulting and then turn around and say everything is fine.
      So, what is your deal anyway? We are all trying to figure out if your typing is just an act. Is English your second language? Or do you just like baby talk? Either way, going around and saying things about another blogger on other blogs is just bad manners.

    • I guess my point is that when people share things here, it is easy to judge them… especially if you hide behind a bowl of fruit gravatar… but I went to your blog, and it would be pretty easy to judge that… and I am sure you have done things in real life that you wouldn’t want people to know about, but some of us are trying to be open to let people learn from our mistakes.
      Mostly, you need to remember this. Before you decide to annoy people, you should check out how many friends they have, and how loyal those friends are… and if some of them are really good at showing their anger… because you could end up getting a lot of visits from angry people that would make your blog a very uncomfortable place.

  14. djmatticus says:

    Happy Anniversary!
    Have a wonderful trip. Can’t wait to see the photos. 😀

  15. Have fun. Don’t think of me when you see the candelabra in your romantic hotel room.

  16. Have an amazing time 🙂

  17. CindySheaNH says:

    Very romantic. Good for you!

  18. desirosalyn says:

    I hope you guys have a great time!!

  19. PiedType says:

    And after what you wrote yesterday, too …. wow, that’s determination.
    Congratulations! And have a blast!

  20. longchaps2 says:

    Happy 25th. You’re a romantic. Kudos to you. Have a fabulous time.

  21. Wow a trip of a lifetime! Enjoy every moment! Please for the love of God forget about us and enjoy your time in Hawaii with your wife! Happy 25th!!!

  22. That’s wonderful! I’m really happy for you and your wife. Twenty Five years is an accomplishment these days. We almost did the Maui wedding thing when we were there in 2007. Maybe we’ll aim for 2017.
    Have a blast!

  23. I can’t think of a better place to go for such an event. Congratulations on 25 years.

  24. Al says:

    I hope you have a great time … well I’m sure you will 😛 Time with just the two of you to celebrate your silver anniversary is just perfect. I think Trent dressing in your wife’s clothes was more disturbing. Or was it the clothes belonging to your wife that you dress in that he nabbed?

  25. AZ Gringa says:

    Congratulations and have a wonderful time. Have lots of sex; it’ll help you forget what you think you’re missing online.

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