Being a man is not as easy as it used to be… so here are some tips…

You are supposed to be strong…

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But not so strong that you can’t wipe your own ass.

You are supposed to be successful…

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But don’t spend so much time chasing money that you end up paying strangers to raise your own kids.

You are supposed to be sensitive and show your emotions…

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Dude… once again… you don’t have to get carried away.

The world is changing, and the definition of what it is to be a man is changing right along with it. Use a little common sense, a little restraint. You want a tattoo or a piercing, go right ahead. But you don’t have to be this guy…

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I guess what I am saying is, just be the real you…

Unless you are an asshole…

And ladies, we will get this all sorted out, but until you actually decide what it is you want us to be, don’t be too surprised if this happens to you…

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26 Responses to Being a man is not as easy as it used to be… so here are some tips…

  1. Now I can’t stop thinking about how that guy does wipe his butt. Thanks for that.

  2. Julie's avatar Julie says:

    do I get royalties for the use of my picture??

  3. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    I think most of us gave up waiting for the perfect man – he doesn’t exist! So we married a guy we could “stand most of the time” & made the best of it! 😉

  4. I appreciate the truth 😉

  5. joehoover's avatar joehoover says:

    There’s a guy like that with the tatts where I lived in Camden Twon. His name is Prince Albert. If you google ‘Prince Albert Camden Town’ you’d find him, you’ll also find the Prince Albert pub. It’s easy to tell the two apart, the pub doesn’t have tattoos and the guy doesn’t have beer pumps for arms, daily happy hours or a beer garden up his arse.

  6. Be the real you….unless you’re an asshole. Ha! But I think most assholes are such assholes because they refuse to stop being something other than an asshole.

  7. CDC's avatar thehobbler says:

    Well, you all seem to survive well.

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