People in Southern California are panicking… because there is water falling out of the sky.
They are expressing their terror by driving like idiots and crashing into each other and other things.
I am from Northern California originally, and I know it is just rain.
But the panic has swept me up… like a branch in a flooded river… so what the heck…
I am building an ark.
The good news is, this will give me an excuse to wear my pirate hat… ha… like I need an excuse…
The bad news is that the only animals that I have managed to find to come with me so far are those annoying crack-addicted squirrels that inhabit my cranium.
As you can see I am carving my ark with some cool tiki heads.
Now, how big is a cubit exactly?
Pouring My Art Out 
I think it needs to be much, much, much bigger – just to hold your crack squirrels! Where will you put me? I am included I assume, as a loyal follower . . .
Sure, I am going to float around and pick up all the minions…
Also, if you need help with the ark, just let me know. I work cheap, but so is my work.
Never build a boat with an amateur
An ark’s a boat????? I was thinking of… something else.
I believe a cubic is exactly 3.5 times the volumetric capacity of a crack squirrel’s cooked intestine. Yes, I said cooked. Rain, eh? Rain? Is there rain over there? Really? That transparent liquidy substance that falls from the sky? I see. I will go outside and see if I can see any amidst the freakin snowflakes and wind-driven ice daggers that are likely going to embed themselves in my eyeballs!
uh… I asked about cubits… not cubics…
Ohhhhhh……….
can’t make a cubic ark… silly
Ohhhhhh……….
nice picture… is he going to jump?
He already did.
oh… uh….
Wow building an ark while blogging that’s impressive.
I am that good
impressive
yup
Are we setting sail on the Salton Sea?
The whole earth will be the sea.
Oh the whole earth. I thought we were just sailing on seas that are within California. I don’t know where I got that idea. Oh yes I do. I made it up. 😀
the ark implies a big flood…
Oh yes of course. Not just California. Sometimes I forget that we’re not the center of the universe!
No… I think everybody will drown… except us… and the crack squirrels.
God save the queen and the crack squirrels.
We could bring the Queen with us…
No, then Camilla will want to come too.
We need a horse… HA!
You mean in addition to Gary Busey?
A matching set… to pull the wagons
Ahaha!
that would be a good picture to Photoshop…
And you’re just the guy to do it too!
we will see what the squirrels say
Yes! Consult the squirrels. The squirrels will know!
they know all
You need a “have your fortune told by squirrels on crack” feature on you blog . . .
oooohhhhh…..
Do it! We’ll all ask a question about our futures and you can consult the squirrels . . . .
I might do that tomorrow… with a link to the comment record blog…
Oh that’s a good idea. Let me know when it’s done I’ll pop over! 😀
mmmm… pop overs…
mmm…
yeah mmmmm
mmmm x 2 – 1 = 1
1 x mmmm = mmmmm! So yeah.
did you carry the m?
No darn it! And I was so proud of myself too!
wait… did I just do math?
Sort of . . .
close enough
I’ve never claimed to understand California– neither NorCal nor SoCal.
But, sometimes, the Eastern and Western sides of Washington state are compared a little bit to North and South California (more so if residents migrate here). It’s possible that we might freak out by this much rain, but not too likely. The Cascade Mountains casts a long rain shadow, so my home area is semi-arid. If we got this much rain, Sea-Tac would be drowning for sure. We’d probably be chuckling about Seattlites crying “Wah! Glub glub glub!” (Hey, they call us a cultural nukie wasteland, so it’s too tempting to get in our licks.)
We need the rain, but not all at once.
Tempting fate to make that movie Noah?
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Is that The Day the Earth Stood Still?
The day the earth slowed down, then went into reverse, then speeded up, then stopped.
So…a be still my heart scenario..quick, who knows CPR?
I do… I also have jumper cables and a car battery
They better not come here then if a bit of rain freaks them out…it’s pissing down as I write.
They are just so weird about it.
All our water is frozen. My people will end up like the Unicorns if you can’t reach us.
I will pack some ice skates…
You may need more than that to get through.
Sled dogs… or maybe sled crack squirrels…
I do live near Toronto so I’m thinking the sled “crack” squirrels are probably the best. They could be besties with the Mayor.
I’m sure some of them already are…
Woot another Canadian. I used to live near T.O!
But it wasn’t cold enough for you… ha
Ha oh it was! Up here tonight it’s -46
wow
Ya it’s wicked cold! There’s also supposed to be 40-50 km/hr winds
km… is that a measurement or something?
kilometers
I know what it means… how far is it?
.6 of a mile
ok
Lol come to South Africa we hardly get any heavy rains.
I want to come there someday.
You should it is truly beautiful, Victoria Beckham, Eminem and Santana are all in town this week everyone going crazy ha ha ha
I have seen Santana, way back in the day.
Can you pick me up when you get to Oxnard?
No problem
Excellent.
sho nuff
Floatin’ down the PCH…
HA!
I’d rather float up the PCH… It just gets better and better the further North you go.
Everything gets better the further North you go…
Until you’ve gone so far North you are actually starting to go South …
well, yeah
I hate it when that happens.
I am looking forward to some peace and quiet… uh… I mean…
South brings you closer to those warm gulf waters.
The raw sewage river flowing from Tijuana???
Boring. Warm water brings people to the beaches. I like my beaches deserted, quiet, peaceful.
Warm beach at night, or in a warm soft drizzle.
Okay, you’ve got me there. I love being at the southern beaches in a light rain. It is truly glorious.
And not so crowded…
I like any kind of beach, but not ones that are overrun with crowds.
sewage can help with that
Hahaha, whoops, guess I forgot to mention: “clean”
yes you did