Ladies… if you have ever said to your man: “Does this dress make me look fat?”… then I don’t think we should give you chocolate for valentine’s Day.
Or is this just another one of those ‘mixed message’ things?
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Never mind what we’ve said about “being fat” we always want chocolate! Don’t wait for a special ocassion, give us chocolate! Let us decide if we’re going to eat it! (see there’s a little reverse psychology here – you obviously don’t think we’re fat if you give us chocolate)
That answers that
Cimmy tells me the correct answer is: “Why honey, you look good in ANYTHING.”
But she doesn’t like trap/trick questions, really.
That is a nice quality…
Agreed. She gets me, and thinks it’s wrong for women to ask such questions of entrapment.
But, hopefully, people will read this, and they will know the TRUE right answer, and catch their women on it 😉
It isn’t really a trick question always… it can spring from self-doubt or low self esteem.
Yes, I know, Art, yet Cimmy still believes there are better ways to ask for a boost of confidence, or a kind compliment, etc.
well of course there are
Well, babies need milk, and that’s definitely milk chocolate.
you always look on the bright side
The only correct answer is “I don’t know what’s happened to my eyes. Everything is blurry. And brownish.”
You crack me up.
No, I just have a very smart husband.
My wife should be so lucky… sigh
She must have married you for a reason, Art. Damned if I know what it is, but I’m sure she does. Well, pretty sure…
I have my moments… but I am not easy to live with… sigh…
Nobody is. For V-Day, I gave my husband a card saying “I glad I married you” Turn the page “Who else would put up with all my crap?” With a wife with Crohn’s Disease, that is more true than you know!
I think he is a lucky man…
Yup — but so am I. But he does put up with a lot of shit.
I will take your word for it
👀 you didn’t just really go there….
I go everywhere
I’ve heard that you know?
I bought extra mops for the minions
Wow…how thoughtful and loving of you
I am a good evil villain
Undoubtedly
undoubtedly spam
No.
If she asks that, the man should always answer “yes.” Otherwise, she’ll never learn that she needs to stop asking.
Let me know how that works out for you…
I think I’d rather try “Yes, you always look fat. Art told me to say that.”
oh man
Thank you my friend, I am proud to be able to read the writing on your article!
Thank you… I am just trying to keep it silly.