My stats are booming. I am getting huge hit numbers and tons of comments ever since I started the Inner View interview thing. I just realized something.
You people would rather learn about other people on my blog than about me.
I am hurt and crushed.
Bad minions!
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Pouring My Art Out 
We’re minions now? Your plan is coming to fruition
People don’t seem to mind being minions… it is cooler than followers.
Do we have to paint ourselves yellow?
No, I have the nifty black coveralls… they are in a box in the secret lair… pick yourself one that fits.
I’d like one so tight it looks like it’s spray painted on
Minions get extra bonus points for bringing on the sexy!!!
I can’t promise it’ll be sexy
Just do the best you can.
Awww.
wwwwA
hey— minions have feelin’s too, ya know. 😀
I need to bear that in mind… now back to work!
LOL
I’ll be here all week,
You’re sounding slightly pouty. Is your bottom lip sticking out right now?
I get moody… sorry
Look up will i am and sesame street on YouTube. There’s a happy surprise waiting for you. Go on, do it…I’ll wait…
I have seen it…
I’ll keep getting stronger. Ohhhh gonna keep my head up high… suck that lip in!
Alright alright…
I learned about you from an interview with one of my friends….so……
ahhhh
Maybe people want to learn about other people – but they want to do it on YOUR blog!
This is a good point. You are deceptively clever for a person named after a letter.
Well, this is the most mysterious letter of the alphabet.
And dare I say the hottest?
Especially when three of them get together.
Stop it, I’m swooning.
Way down upon the swoony river
Is this some kind of obscure reference that is used by people in places that never experience snow?
Mo… it was an old song from the South about Suwanee river I think…
I have been informed.
Mo??? Who the heck is Mo???
I dunno. Is he wearing a bikini and bringing me a free car? Hallelujah!
You hate the red strip on the minion uniform so much, fine. The uniform of the day is a bikini.
Yes, commadante. As your Head Minion, I will wear whatever is required to conquer the infidels.
That ought to do it.
If by “conquer” you mean “blind”, I would agree.
Was the thong idea a bit too much?
Great minds…
They always have their legs spread… they are a naughty letter.
Hey! Family friendly, remember?
Yeah, keep it… oh… wait…
And you can’t have porno movies without three of them!
You can, if you ask nicely.
ha
Not a letter… more like ten numbers.
I wish I was a numeral.
You’re number 1 in my book!
Aw shucks, that was a nice thing to say. I love you man!
And clever… don’t forget clever… but, yeah… me too…
And stunningly handsome, of course.
we are, aren’t we…
Um… is there more than one person in there?
I meant us… me and you, you and me, so happy together.
Some of us are happier than others, it appears. This is good to see.
Is it?
That is like throwing an orgy and finding out nobody actually wants to sleep with you… I can at least watch, right???
I am REALLY tempted to start making jokes about orgies. But I am trying to keep your blog family-friendly.
P.S. Yes, you can watch.
Yay… and YAY!
Your light shines so brightly, it would blind us if we spent too much time contemplating it . . . oh, who am I kidding, of course we want to learn about the other people who read your blog! We want to know we’re not the only weird ones out here!
Those are both very good points.
Um, brown-noser alert.
Shut up and let her talk
Also, if you would like me to whip the minions, I am down with that. But I would henceforth like to be known as Lead Minion.
You get the job!
It’s all I ever wanted! Lead Minion!
You get racing stripes on your black coveralls.
Speaking for coveralls everywhere, we are offended by your racist comments. And the thought of racing stripes.
But they are cherry red!
You’re not gonna talk your way out of this one. But I know you’ll try.
I do not need to justify my wardrobe choices for my minions to one of my minions… not even the head minion.
You know, I think I prefer Head Minion to Lead Minion, actually.
I will have the patch made for your coveralls… with the red stripes…
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes.
Um. Duh.
um… sigh…
I learned about you while the interviews were going on, and I still come back. Why? Because either you’re really funny, or I’m a glutton for punishment. Either way is good for you!
Good answer… you are now a captain in the minion army!
Thank you!
Sure… Trent is the lead minion now. I am in a giving mood.
I am captain of the minion army, he’s lead minion… the rest of the minions are screwed.
Don’t get all power hungry.
Oh no.. we won’t..well I won’t. Trent over there.. uh.. I’d be careful. He seems like he lets the voices take over too much…
Keep your eyes on him… you might be able to take over.
Eh.. lead minion..do you really want someone like ME being lead minion? I like rainbows.. and happy things…
Is that REALLY the type of person you want caring for your minions? You have tough decisions here sir…
I don’t need to take over the world… I already rule all the universes… mostly due to low voter turnout.
We know you…
oh… right… and you still come back… what is wrong with you people…
Yeah, we know YOU.
I feel better…
There’s always a cloud to every silver lining.
I am cancelling the minion dental plan and serving the gruel cold today!