***WARNING*** This post contains adult content, swearing, sexiness, naughtiness… and niceness… But I don’t edit these. I just ask silly questions and then add silly commentary.

Our next interview is with Sooz over at: http://dreamshadow59.wordpress.com/ I admit she scares me just a little… I mean, not all that much, I dated crazy girls when I was single, but… she is on a level all her own. I blush when I visit her blog… she holds nothing back.

Here is the interview… I don’t know why it is all in bold font, once again, that whole emailing thing is tricky.

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1. What do you like best about my blog?

It’s humor, its real life style of humor.

(I know it’s humor… I’m the one who writes it, remember)

2. Do you like monkeys?

Hell. Who DOESN’T like monkeys??? WE are fucking Monkeys. It’s like saying, “Do you like YOURSELF”.

(Hey, I have never done that with a monkey)

3. If you won a free, month-long trip to Paris, but each day for one hour you had to stand under the Eifel Tower naked, would you still go?

I have ALWAYS been an exhibitionist so yea…Why??? Are you offering?

(Hey, I am just asking questions so we can get to know you… do I look like Oprah???)

4. What makes your blog unique?

I do. I am free and will talk about anything and everything without hesitation. Wanna FUCK? SEE!!!

(Umm… you do remember this is a family friendly blog, right?)

5. If you were in charge of the universe, what is the first order you would issue?

I would reinstate Pluto as a Planet…??? SERIOUSLY??? Come on…

(That is a good place to start… I don’t know how it would help, but you can never have too many planets)

6. What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I got DRUNK one night and was the Football team’s slut for the evening. Never been NEAR a stadium since. Hehehehe…

(I knew this idea would get out of hand, but I didn’t expect it quite so soon)

7. Would you rather spend the day with an adult, a kid, or a baby?

Hmmmm…I think a kid. They like to play games…I like to play games. Could be a fun day. I don’t HAVE any kids of my own, only those that I keep in the wine cellar. OK…If the NSA is seeing this, I’m ONLY KIDDING….

(I am inspired by the fact that you took on the entire football team but still managed to not end up having any kids)

8. What, in your opinion, is the worst thing that Dick Cheney ever did?

Run for office…Gheese…!!!!!!

(He would have made a great ice cream man)

9. What is the worst thing that you ever did?

Hmmmmm. I stole a bike when I was 10 years old and got picked up by the cops for it. They s/w my mother but I was grounded for 3 months. Oh!!! The football DRUNK thing really I guess but That never really bothered me.

(I don’t know what the s/w thing means, but anybody who was picked up by the cops at that age must have good stories to tell on their blog)

10. If you could have dinner with one fictional character… including cartoons… who would you pick?

Wonder Woman…Love that Chicks outfit and Powers. I would have drinks with her and hope to ‘get’ some’…..

(I think there are people out there who would pay to see that)

11. If you were locked in a room with a knife, a barbecue, and a living cow, would you die of starvation before you could bring yourself to kill and eat the cow?

HELL NO!!!! That cow had better know how to run, OTHERWISE…It’s gonna be many dinners for Sooz…Yummy…

(I had a feeling you were going to say that… I bet you could take on a whole herd of cows… ha)

12. What one word describes your blog best?

Humorously Erotic…OK.. Ya caught me that’s TWO words but it STILL best describes it.

(When you get right down to it, sex is always a little bit funny)

13. Is there one celebrity that you would leave your family for if they declared their undying love for you?

I don’t have any family so I would go with just about anybody that did that…I’m NOT fussy…

(We have picked up on that)

14. If I got my hands on a photo of you and did funny things to you in Photoshop for a whole week, but you had no input into what I actually did to you, and I posted everything I did, would you be okay with that? And can I have a picture of you?

You ALMOST had me up until you ASKED for my Pic…Nice try…Hehehehe…

(Really, that is where you draw the line???)

15. What makes you cry?

Sad things, onions, people who abuse animals.

(What about people who abuse onions?)

16. If you could cuss out one famous person, living or dead, who would that be?

President Clinton. What the FUCK was he THINKING????

(I think he would enjoy it more than you)

17. Tell me the truth, do you really like me?

I wouldn’t have done this interview unless I DID baby. Muah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Nice to know you have standards)

18. What kind of circus trick would you like to be able to do?

Acrobat…

(I bet that would come in handy in your… uh… adventures)

19. Which drug side effects from those TV commercials disturb you the most?

Possible DEATH…THAT bothers me…:)

(Death is always a possibility… in fact, it is a sure bet, just so you know)

20. Who the hell do you think you are?

A drunken, seductive, Bi sexual, Nymphomaniac  CEO.

(That may be the best answer ever)

21. Now tell us why we should follow you.—I’m open and FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!..

(That works for me)

Just for you…

How many times a week do you get drunk enough that you know you can’t drive?

Luckily I have a driver…Usually seven.

(You have a driver? Does he have a blog too???)

Have you ever milked a cow?

I’m VERY good with TITS…

(That isn’t what I asked, but I am okay with that)

Is that gravatar picture really you, or just some generic drunk girl?

Some Generic Drunk Girl. I have Red hair and am MUCH more seductive.

(No doubt)

If you could fly into space, would you do it? I mean, in a space ship, not like Superman or anything…

I fly EVERY night…Hehehe…But SURE, I would love the RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!

(I don’t know if the ready of the universe is ready for that)

Thank you very much for interviewing me. I hope this will entice other readers to follow me.

(Hey… no ad libbing… I am in charge here… sometimes)