I thought I had found a new employment opportunity here… but when I thought it through, I realized that the man version of this would look really wrong…
I should try thinking things through more often.
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Pouring My Art Out 
are they called “Mommy Margaritas”?
Mamgaritas? Mammeritas? So many ways to go with this.
I am for Mammaritas…
Me too…
I think I’m going to quit my current job.
I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but I think that job would earn you some good money where you live…
Except it would have to be Guinness. Nom mom, Guinness.
On tap…
At the rate she earns money if she were very frugal she could have a million on deposit in just under 3 years with some cash taken out for living expenses. Not a bad gig on the way to retirement, if you could stand the schmucks.
Plus, she can always get vodka implants to double output.
That is priceless. I don’t get how this could be hygeinic though.
Your man idea is highly offensive to me, Sir.
I think the drink is insulated from, the… uh back to front contact… and yes, that was the idea.
Yeah but different people would take drinks, right? You’d need like a nipple shield or something, wouldn’t you? This is beyond me. Way beyond me. Now as to your idea… I’ve heard that there are disposable plastic-based thingees that you can purchase for just such a situation.
See, I wouldn’t mind doing it for the lady customers, but standing on a beach with a guy on his knees drinking like that… not that there is anything wrong with drinking like that,,,
And I am sure she has pasties… like changeable sterile nipple covers… or at least sterile wipes…
Boy I hope she does, else that would be one bug-ridden adventure in biological crisis.
Okay, on the man idea… I guess you could add a sign saying “women-only”. I bet that would get you in trouble, though. And, well, what about biting? How do you handle that?
Dude… I wouldn’t be inserted in there… It would be a large, member shaped bag of some sort… I am not looking to get a free hummer on the beach in broad daylight from fat, drunk, hairy guys… I have my standards…
Where’s the fun in that?
It’s a job…not an adventure… I almost went with b__w job… ha!
But wouldn’t a job that’s an adventure be totally cool? I think you’d make a great drink dispenser.
I think I do…
I’m glad you decided against this job opportunity. Just gross.
Ow THAT’s funny!
She is a genius, but her chest must get cold… nobody likes a warm margarita.
And did you see what I tagged it with?
You got yourself a nice set of tags there, Art.
HA!!!
Thanks for pointing tat* out.
*Intended
Oh… sorry… I try never to type down to my audience and assume they get it. I made a mistake. Please forgive me.