Try this instead. Just hold down the scroll button on my blog. I have the infinite scroll set, so you can just keep going. Trust me… try it… the longer you do it… the farther you go… the stranger it gets.
See, my search button isn’t working, so to find my old posts about crack squirrels I had to just scroll back through time… My post is a freak show. I can’t even describe it.
But I will try.
Scrolling really fast down through my old posts is like:
If you used the Tardis as an elevator to try to reach the darkest depths of hell and on the way you passed through alternate realities where cartoons come alive and words dance under the swirling stars as they race by at twice the speed of light and no reality is quite what it seems but there is music playing and games to play and books to read and stories to listen to and famous people are doing the weirdest things and it turns out that hell is a little like Disneyland… if you were on LSD… in a Tardis… doing all that stuff I just mentioned…
Go on… try it… we will wait…
But hold on… and don’t stop for anything…
Pouring My Art Out 
I gave you an idea for searching a couple of posts ago (but I just did it today). I can’t scroll like you suggest because of my vertigo.
1. Place cursor over scroll button.
2. Close eyes.
3. Click button for just a moment.
4. Open eyes and enjoy the spectacle, and look at the post if it seems interesting to you.
5. Repeat as needed until the scrolling button stops working.
6. Send me a comment telling me how much I improved your life.
It would be so much easier to have a Random Post Selector like I do on my right side!
Random on my blog? That would be random squared… it could get out of hand…
Look dude, I just came here for the free porn. I have to ask. Where’s the free porn?
I just throw that tag in now and then to keep perverts busy reading my blog… it’s a public service really.
Does that actually work? How would you ever know?
Look at my search term results in the stats…
And really, isn’t my whole blog just porn of one kind or another… mostly another…
Hm…good advice.
What? Are you kidding me? I don’t do that.
You know how to get people to read your old posts? Tell them there is a key phrase or image on one of the old ones, and whoever finds it first wins a free book.
I may have to try that… it is just shameless enough…