This whole blog is a hoax. I am really an 11 year-old girl. My name is Tina, and I have never done an interesting thing in my life because I live in Oxnard, the most boring place on Earth. I just made all this stuff up. I have been stealing the photos of that guy in the sunglasses from another blog.
I am so sorry.
Please don’t leave me.









Ha ha and LOL
oh stop it
Not leaving! 🙂 Funny, I am always ready to hear those words on every blog I read.
We can’t all be as brave as I am.
Yeah… That sort of ‘coming out’ requires a great deal of courage.
HA!
I had the feeling we were on the same intellectual level, and now I know why.
HA!!!
I have the Lions Gate Bridge for sale? Had me going, I had thought there was something strange about squirrels crack? Those crows always find the stash..
We have lazy crows here.
Oxnard is not the most boring place in the world! We have onions, and strawberries, and Jesters… and… and… well, we have beaches too.
For awhile we were trying to change our name to Oxnard Shores… no joke. It didn’t happen for some reason, probably due to the free masons.
Uh oh, I knew I was running the risk of hurting someone’s feelings, but that place is the best place named after an animal’s nards… so…
What? The best?
Come on, Koalanard is so much better than Oxnard…
Obviously I meant within the Continental United States…
Boring.
Fine…
How about Gatornard? Or, Great Whitenard?
Or….
Rocky Mountain Oyst… wait a minute….
Ha! Numbnard. and Greater Swollennard should also be on the list.
Have you been drinking the Kool-Aid again??!!
Eating blowfish carved by amateurs…
Tara – go get your mother, go get her now! I want to have a word with her . . .
She knows what I am like… trust me…
That explains A LOT.
Does it really???
Nice to meet you at last. Your persona was getting a little tired around the edges. What on earth possessed you to come up with him, anyway? Couldn’t you have a picked a movie star or a baseball player or an astronaut or something?
I almost went with that guy from the beer commercials… you know… the most interesting man in the world… but I knew I could make up someone far more interesting than that.
sigh
What… you fell for it…
no
You must have
Good to talk with you again. Been so busy, so I’ll have to catch up on your awesome posts (ok, I’ll look up the lousy ones as well). Give us a visit at TV’s Weblog-The Great Nonsense of Life. It ain’t all that good, but its free.
Like I ever do lousy posts! HA!!! How you make me laugh. I will try to pop over… I am just so busy now. It sounds fun.
You just blew up my theory. I thought this was all written by a defrocked priest on the run from Opus Dei.
Well I was almost defrocked by a priest once… but I really don’t want to talk about it… HA!!!
I knew it all along. You got to be careful ’round the internetz. It’s mostly populated by early teens preying upon adults.
Because you old people are just so easy!
Wow! Had me fooled!
Your accent is 100% Guamian.
I don’t even know where that is… I am a kid… an American kid… I can barely find America on a map.
Well you’re easy to fool!
If you think about, anybody who shows up here must be a little easy to fool… uh… no offense intended…
well some of us but no me
Nobody could ever fool you…
nope
Or did I just do it?
You’re just jealous because you don’t own a Brooklyn Bridge.
Oh, snap!
pft