I have to admit that recycling all my tweets on the blog is fun. I should also admit that as I go back and read some of the tweets I tweeted, I am cracking myself up.
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*You have no control over what I do, or think, or say, or feel… and neither do I… sigh…
*I tried to pick myself up by my bootstraps, and I flipped over and hit my face on the floor… 2.6 for the dismount…
*I thought I invented a new adult mixed-beverage… but the Ovaltini… not as good as it sounds…
*Buffalos were almost extinct, and now you can buy buffalo burgers… I will stop worrying when I can get a Panda burger…
*You have so many personalities… it seems like I should like at least one of them…
*You have to pay your dues… but you don’t have to leave a big tip
*Tweeting is a little like making love, but they only let you use a limited number of letters, so it is like I can only use the very tip of my pe
*Guns don’t kill corporations, corporations kill corporations…
*Put your best foot forward… but trim the nails first…
*Ladies, stop calling my totally Jack Bauer messenger bag a man purse… I don’t make fun when you wear pants…
*Put on your big-boy pants and kick the snot out of this day!!!
*Hold on to your dreams, but don’t smother them… yeah, I made that up… I am that good…
*Love means never having to say you’re soory… oh… sorry…
*If you laid out all the people on Earth end to end… you could walk all over them a lot easier…
*Never put your life on hold… just answer the calls in the order that they come!
*Ask the tough questions… the answers might suck, but you could learn something…
*How can you condone people who molest bibles? Oh… wait… that isn’t what bibliophile means???
*Do crabs have carbs? Because that is just confusing…
*Take it down a notch… or a peg… I don’t care which…
*We make a good team… as long as I get top billing…
*I put my pants on one leg at a time… it is only the last three or four legs that are tricky…
*Leave my Bush alone… a slogan that works for the Republicans AND the Democrats…
*Yes, Twitter is a waste of time… but now I am wasting 74 other peoples’ time also…
*Follow me… I walk backwards so we can talk about stuff…
Pouring My Art Out 
Funny stuff! I might have to log into Twitter and follow you there so I can start getting these “live.” But, that sure seems like a lot of work, especially if you are going to keep posting them here.
I just try to make your lives as easy as possible.
We (I?) appreciate it.
HA!
Hee?
Indeed
If I follow you while you walk backwards, I will guide you! I’m just that helpful!
And if I make you mad you can steer me off a cliff… win/win!
Again, brilliant 😀 Made me smile
Thank you.