… many of you… most of you… can’t seem to be bothered with reading my oh so clever tweets. I personally find this appalling. That I would go to such trouble to entertain you with my fantastic ability to come up with a seemingly endless procession of mindless drivel, and have you just think it is too much trouble, too many words to read… whatever, man!
But I don’t want you to feel left out… even though perhaps I should… so for you, oh lazy readers, I will now post a few random pictures of me and my dog…
I know… too much cuteness all in one place…
Maybe some of you already read my tweets on Twitter, so these can keep you occupied until I get bored and move on…
But as for the rest of you… just read them… I swear you will get at least a chuckle or two, maybe some chortles, a guffaw, perhaps a real laugh even. What have you got to lose?
Pouring My Art Out 
I’m reading, just not commenting! What would I say? Why is your dog upside down in all the pics?
She is half bat… and just say how clever I am… that always works…
Your doggy could convert me from cats with that behaviour
You are too easy.
Well my cat is so I am entitled to be aswell. She has extreme slutty tendencies.
She had to learn those somewhere… ha!
She’s from the rehoming centre, she’s walked the streets..
Somewhere, Mollie Sugden is wandering the streets looking for her pussy…
She’s one of those people I never know if they are dead or not. Sometimes I am surprised to see people in the news as I thought they died years ago and others I thought were alive and kicking. That woudl make a good quiz game, “Dead or Alive” It would constantly be updated obviously so I could make a continuous fortune.
That is a good idea.
The end of the world comb your hair one was my favourite; but I am english, so anything toilet related is ok by me!
I am sure there will be more.
Excrement – I mean excellent!
I say that all the time!
So do I! My wife laughs on the inside.
We must be related.
That’s what Zoe said….
She stole that from me…
She did say it about you and me…
Before I said it?
I think she quoted rather than stole…
That’s alright then.
Have you seen the new post?
No… where?
On my blog: Elroy requested the cat in hat got fat, so I did it.
On the Babbage blog?
Wait… I found it… give me a few minutes…
I need to find where the kid put the headphones… still no speakers hooked up.
I can wait…
Oh man… the ending… oh man…
I love the ending…I was so proud of it…it makes me laugh just thinking about it!
Sorry, I had to let the kid use the computer for homework.
It’s not you…it’s me. I don’t tweet…at all.
And that’s why I am ;posting all my tweets… I care that much…
ps: Cool dog
I am going to use that expression.
What in every day life? 🙂
Like to see you fit that one in going for your weekly food shopping 🙂
lol
Remember I am Scottish so 60% of what I say is a lot of shit 35% of the time half the time at best
I am not going to try ordering cool dogs in a restaurant… I am just going to use it instead of ‘cool’ or ‘sweet’ or ‘awesome’.
AHHHHH
Scottish/American translation issues there..
🙂
We should use the translator device…
We should…
I find this helpful
http://www.scotranslate.com/
Give it a try…
Gimme a heavy ‘n’ then gang awa’
ok, what did I type in?
I will have a pint and have a fight..
Am I close? lol
Bring me a beer and go then go away… I need to use that more… I might do a post…
ha ha ha ha
I TRIPLE DARE YOU TO BLOG THAT!!!
PLEASE..I will send you money! lol
I have to compile a list of clever sayings to translate first…
THIS!! Will be reblogged and put on Facebook the lot 🙂
Okay… simmer down…
Awww just as it was getting fun you ruined it… 🙂
#Simmered
Now come back up to a roiling boil…
R? The R is miles away from B…
That was a fairly epic error.
🙂
Is this another translational error?
I think so 🙂 lol’D
Do I need to find the Scottish to English translating website?
Maybe.. lol
I checked your blog…
I am laughing SO hard here…. haha..
I am not done yet.
Part 2 you say?
Wait for it…
🙂
I did it… posted some translated stuff… did a link to you… need more ideas… ahhhh
Scrub that, can’t sleep, in agony, had morphine, been up 21 hours, forgot where I live..
oh man… sorry…
Ahh shit happens bud, I got 6 hours in the end and got up for the football also. So all was good. This is how I live I get used to it.
Thanks mate
I am not good with pain.
You don’t want what I got then, lol
You would faint a lot …
I am a delicate flower.
HA HA HA
No Comment…
sigh
lol
I did Twitter for a year, had 5,000 followers writing for a Soccer site, I stopped as that 140 character was just too hard to get debate going..Not a twitter fan I must say. But each to their own..
Shaun
That is why I am sharing it in blog form…
That is all I did, Do blogs and tweet them, Blogging is good, Twitter is too hard, 140 characters is hard for people like me who go off on a tangent from time to time all the time 🙂
I do that tangent thing too… but now my tweets feed my blog and my blog feeds my tweets… I am ready to take over the world…
Can I be your General?
I always wanted to be a General..
“General Gibson”
Has a ring to it you just would listen to and respect..
Get back to me…
Cheers bud..
Ok, General it is… but can I call you Mel?
General Mel Gibson…
Hmmmm This is a BIG decision here you know..
He has issues with the Jewish people…
Ok we have a deal, but can I be the liaison officer to Israel? Just for obvious reasons you know..
Thanks, I am fairly chuffed here..
You can be General Mel Goldfarb Gibson.
Goldferb?
Aww come, come..
We can’t go breaking legally binding agreements mid discussion..
What does Goldferb mean? is it a Jewish name?
lol
You guessed it.
I should be General based on my guesswork then
it’s settled!
And for being meshuggana…
And that also…
2 good reasons..
ps: The Mrs asked if we need a cleaner…
As in a hit man???
If that is what you need..
She is pretty tough…
I need to know what kind of cleaner she means? Like a maid? Or some kind of solvent? A bum-wiper for the aged and infirm? what?
I was thinking hoovering the office, making tea, you know, emptying the bins etc. A cleaner.
If there is an opening of course.
That is always handy to have.
What I was thinking. But if the boiler goes, we are fucked..
That’s just the way those boilers are.
True….
You do tweets on twitter? Who knew?? Oh … wait … me. 😀
Just more shameless self-promotion… don’t mind me…
duh.. reee…..vuhllll !!!!!!!
You got that right!
HA!
Yeah!
Indeed
Sorry! Not doing Twitter. Should I look for you on Facebook? 🙂
Well now it turns out that you don’t have to do Twitter, because I am posting all of my best tweets right here for your convenience!
My eyes are reading everybody’s post 🙂
Those are some good eyes…
I read them! I promise, I even almost replied to one yesterday.
NO WAY!!!
I’ve been reading them… ALL of them. You just didn’t know it until now. And since I am reading them, that’s all that matters… right?
That is all that matters… except for that other one thousand and something lazy varmints!!!
Awwww!
I know, I know…