I am enjoying sharing my Tweets with you. It reminds me of just how frightfully clever I am. If you think of them as jokes, I should be writing for the tonight show. Or maybe the Daily Show.
Let’s do a few more, shall we:
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*Think I’m crazy now? You should have met me before I had a blog and everything was just stuck inside my head…
*Writing… first you need an idea… or it is like trying to give birth if you aren’t pregnant…
*Keep hope alive… feed it…
*For Christmas, never give your wife socks… in a recycled Tiffany’s box…
*When the going gets tough, the… oh forget it… I give up…
*You know you can light a candle and curse the darkness, right? It isn’t an either/or thing.
*You gotta love a TV show that is filmed in America, and still needs subtitles… (#Swamp People)
*They say the truth shall set you free… but they might be lying…
*Turns out it is against the law to set someone’s pants on fire… even if they are a liar…
*Every party needs a pooper… and I had a big breakfast…
*I am not a killjoy… joy was dead when I got here…
*I am followed by a chiropractor, but I don’t get all bent out of shape about it…
*I am followed by a chiropractor… I bend over backwards to make him laugh…
*I was followed by a sushi place, but they unfollowed… that seems fishy to me…
*Went shopping at the mall today… from now on, I spell it ‘maul’…
*Thank you for following me, but drop back a little… you are steaming up my neck hairs…
*Santa, one of your reindeer is missing? Is that your final Prancer?
*Momma said knock you out! And I was all like, simmer down, Momma…
*Put your best foot forward… no… not that one… are you kidding me???
*How does Snoop Dog say the word drizzle?
*Why do they call it paying attention when it’s free???
*Guns don’t kill people… oh… wait… yeah… I’m pretty sure they do…
*If guns don’t kill people, why can’t I have a tank?
*If Santa buys Hostess, he can make Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho’s…
*Is that a stick up your butt or are you just not glad to see anyone?
*It’s a business doing pleasure with you… wait… that makes me sound like a hooker…
Pouring My Art Out 
I don’t see your twitter sign up. But I do see that you copyrighted your blog. That’s so adult of you.
I have on my big boy pants…
*Santa, one of your reindeer is missing? Is that your final Prancer? Hahaha! Your tweets are clever. I wonder if I’m following you? I’ll have to if I’m not. My favorite tweet of all time is “at least he died doing something he loved, being electrocuted” I don’t remember who wrote it. Somebody very funny though.
I tried to put a link to my Twitter feed on the sidebar, and I wasn’t smart enough… but it’s; @ArthurBrowne1
I followed your Twitter but I got bored after a weekend so not been on it again. I’ve tried twice now, I think I’ll knock it on the head, it ain’t for me, doesn’t help since I never take my mobile with me anywhere and most people do it on that I guess.
It is not for everybody.
is that your final prancer? hahaha and really loved the one about the Tiffany box and socks! that’s technically how you file for divorce!! 😉
It ain’t easy coming up with two or three tweets a day…