Being clever in Twitter isn’t always as easy as it seems like it should be. In our blogs, we can ramble on, finish a point, get to the punch line. Twitter only gives you… I forget… you know how I am with numbers… but something like 140 characters. That includes spaces and punctuation… and you know how much I like to do those triple dot things…
Here are some more of my micro-ramblings:
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*I don’t mind running the planet, but it works better if you do exactly what I say…
*I before we, except after me…
*I give you a lot of credit… but I am going to charge you a lot of interest…
*If most Americans can’t find America on a map, then how did they get here in the first place???
*Why yes, you can use a bendy straw as a snorkel…
*Do you ever get bored and wander off like a Giant Flying Pickle?
*If you were reading my novel, you would know what that last Tweet was about…
*I am one disturbed individual… in fact I might be two or three disturbed individuals…
*If you get your self-esteem from Twitter or a blog, wouldn’t that just be e-steem???
*Me and you, we are bonded… on a molecular level… just sayin’…
*Feel free to move about the cabin…
*I am an alien, but I have all my papers… I am on your planet legally…
*I don’t always drink beer, but when I do… I drink a lot…
*Small minds make big stupidity…
*If the Mayans were right and your planet is destroyed, I will miss you humans… oh yes, I will…
*Here is a good slogan for the next election: hope and spare change…
*If corporations follow me on Twitter, that counts, right? Because they are people too.
*Stop making Christmas songs that sound sexy… what is wrong with you people?
*It turns out that gnocchi isn’t Italian for ‘lady part’s doctor’… whatdayaknow?
*A broken clock is right twice a day, but a broken calendar makes you think the world is going to end…
*Zip me up, Scotty…
*Our grass looks like shit… oh wait… we have a dog…
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Sometimes there just isn’t room for context.
Pouring My Art Out 
I never have witty tweets.
right…
e-steem was a classic! you should copywrite that one~! Some rich e-hole is bound to steal it~!!!
Ha! Maybe I will do a book of all my tweets.
thank you…feeling much more secure in my dotdotdottedness…
Don’t doubt that dots are definitively and decisively derived from destiny… they drive our desire… they display our depth… they deliver our disdain… and double our dastardly dispatches!
damn
definitely
indubitably…
undeniably.
D’oh…I digress…
Don’t digress and disrespect the dots!!!
… *wink* …
ha
I am an overuser of elipses as well… but there is no other punctuation that feels right… you know, gives the same effect…
It sums up the way I talk… my pauses… my strangely stilted conversational style…
Sometimes context takes away the magic
Ain’t that the truth.