I feel bad about this post… I really do…
But I had another of my silly, crazy ideas, and it needs to be said. I know how you ladies dread those mammogram appointments. I think I have a way you can liven things up without too much effort. Before you go to the doctor, tape a catsup (ketchup) packet to the bottom of one of your breasts.
When the machine starts squeezing, just wait until the catsup packet bursts, and then start screaming bloody murder.
Feel free to blame it on me… I don’t mind.
Pouring My Art Out 
Ummmmmm
Use a condiment!
I think a man designed that fkn machine, and I’m waiting until they come up with a foam model! oh and ps…your crack squirrells have been hanging around the base of that tiny tree for far too long, they need something to branch out on!!! teehehe
Wait… are you calling my tree tiny? Because this is how vicious rumors get started…
lol made myself laugh … I was referring to the squirrell’s tree… since theres two of them, they need a bigger tree, don’t ya think? one with more than one knot hole! bwahahahahahaha
Oh lord, give me strength.
lol
You so stole this from my post!
Did you do that? I swear I don’t remember it.
This is your exact comment on my post: Hang in there… But if I was you, I would tape a small catsup packet to the bottom of one of your breasts… and then when the machine starts to squeeze, wait till the packet bursts and then start screaming… it will liven the whole ordeal up, and make it worse for them than for you. LOL! Glad I could provide inspiration for your post!
Oh… I know… I did that… and I told you I was going to post it… and you said go ahead… and then I did. I thought you meant you did a post with that idea before me.
I’m having brain farts!
My crack squirrels are going nuts…
Lol, if I ever get a mammo, I’m so doing this. When I was a kid, we moved to California and I was introduced to “catsup”. Being used to ketchup, I immediately freaked out and refuse to eat it.
I may have to add both spellings to the post.
Is catsup a west coast thing or just a you thing? Mr. Burn from The Simpsons is the only other person who calls it that and he’s not even committed.
Did you also see Dumb and Dumber when they did that trick but with shaving?
I don’t remember that part.
It was during the montage of Pretty Woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKT31lnf_8
oh… right… how could I forget that???
There are two ways to spell it…
what the hell is catsup???
Tomato sauce stuff you put on hotdogs?
Ketchup..
sure… that too.
Hahahahahaha!
Would have been a great idea if the mammogram was not done by a medically inclined personnel.
It could still be funny.
Too good.
(Don’t really tell them I told you to do it)…
I totally want to do this! I could scream, “Shut it off, shut it off, it bit me!”
No adlibbing… the scream says it all.
It would be better if it were you.
I would take one for the team…
Do it for Youtube.
That is just a little disturbing.
Since when have you shrunk (shrinked) back from a challenge?
That isn’t how I want to get famous.
Cuz there are so many options?
I am counting on it.
Is there something wrong with me that I don’t even want to be famous? Is it weird?
I don’t want the fame, I want everyone to read what I write… and the money…
Well, you didn’t say anything about money…ha.
I hope it comes as a package deal…