It’s hard to remember not to forget
The things I haven’t forgotten yet
I forget to remember so much these days
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Pouring My Art Out 
It’s hard to remember not to forget
The things I haven’t forgotten yet
I forget to remember so much these days
it’s hard, it’s not; these boneweary delays
You always go for grabbing attention
By mentioning the parts we shouldn’t mention
I shouldn’t let it come between us
But were you talking about my penis???
its hard not to laugh
but not to consider
how blatant your banter
fills a shitter
I am glad to know that I can be a
purveyor of verbal diarrhea
and to rhyme while taking a shit
well you’ve got some mad wit
It is quite easy, it is a snap
to make a rhyme and take a crap
ok, nuf said! 😉
I forget to remember to mend my ways!
Very nice, both sugar and spice
Good morning! Dad
That doesn’t rhyme
So that’s a crime
Why does that make mad.
I am not mad
I am a dad
I gave this thing all I had
Oh look, it’s Willie Mays
ha
It’s hard to remember not to forget
The things I haven’t forgotten yet
I forget to remember so much these days
Does bologna taste good with mayonaise?
It is hard to argue with that
a congealed mass of eggs and fat
true dat
unshat
splat
no not that!
The cat in the hat, he sat and he shat
the hat will never stop smelling like that
rats!
poor hat
I hat full of pee looks good on me
But the hat full of poo
That’s just for you
oh how sweet
such a treat
but just had my hair done
so must retreat
You know I am only poking fun
but really, you call that hair done?
a work in progress it may be
but at least it’s there and yours may be
but it’s hidden in gravatar crop land
put your hair where you mouth is and show us your hand
My blog is full of pictures that
Show what is hidden by my hat
i blush red for now you see
i’ve not explored your site past these
last few posts that tickle my rhymer
but now i will (i’m SUCH a climber)
I am sorry for being a bossy jerk
I never really thought that that would work
Bring on the voltage! Give me a tase!
awesome possum
Yeah, I get that a lot.
I bet you do, you wordsmith you
but that’s how the taxman plays
You are on a roll… with a bratwurst and spicy mustard.
ummm….green eggs and ham..and a pft for elroyjones jam
Don’t start until tomorrow… and we need more people to sign up.
even if you only have a few it’s going to get crazy…lol I didn’t say lazy but crazy, hazy in a house with a mouse
Have you been drinking?
no but there’s an idea!
Ha
I went out with no trousers and they saw my fishnets.
Now don’t go and make me look silly…
You don’t look silly in fishnets, you just look cool. And probably feel it too in your southern hemispherical region. Yes, I’m reaching but…..wait, that didn’t come out right, as the actress said to the bishop wearing fishnets. I think I’ll stop talking now, for both our sakes.
Go ahead… hoist yourself by your own petard…
Hey we’re in this together, if this thing is blowing up and leaving egg on my face then the least you can do is toast me!
If you wish to speak about egg on your face
You must do it in rhyme to stay in this place
My rhyming is good, or so I have boasted
Now you may consider yourself to be toasted
I appreciate the gesture that you have sequestered
The toasting of which went without a single hitch
You’re a really good sport and a decent cohort
Let it never be said that you’re anybody’s bi…….oh dear
Oh dear indeed
with word and deed
You fulfilled my need
with ungodly speed
My diary is constantly like a game of Russian Roulette.
I like that one.
I wouldn’t have me as a pet.
You threw me off by rhyming the first and second lines instead of the third…
For anniversaries, this is a veritable asset.
Ha!
but I’ve memorized Shakespeare’s plays
Fancy!
Please help me change my errant ways.
Ooh… that is good… except for the changing my errant ways idea…
Do eggs go in the hollandaise?
I think so?
Oh… wait… I get it… I forgot about the poem… ha.
Why do I even bother? Where is pft when I need her?
I was reading so many silly overnight comments I forgot what I was doing… and I thought maybe that story you are writing was going to have another breakfast scene and you were adding something new to the menu and you wanted to be accurate… I got confused, Okay?
No more breakfast the story ended. Did you read the end, I thought you did.
If I did I didn’t know it was the end…
In the canoe?
I thought you were going to let something horrible happen… I need to read it again…
Oh crap… he rolled the canoe… how did I miss that… It’s like my mind blanked that part out because it was so shocking on top of all the beautiful moments. I must be getting old.
Seriously… that is awesome. But my mind just substituted some other word for rolled… It is that powerful.
Bowled, fold, mold, polled…
No… more like paddled or rocked… like my brain knew something bad was coming and it couldn’t handle it.
I feel like I let you down on that one… it wasn’t like I wasn’t paying attention.
No, be still, I am not at all offended or worried or hurt or any of those things. Mostly, right now, I am hungry and trying to figure out how to get away from this desk.
Get some French toast… stat…
Sold! He sold the damn canoe. She couldn’t wait to get her hands on the money so she could get some more wine!
Now you are just teasing me… and I deserve it.
I like all the words that rhyme! Maybe I’ll just speak in rhymes, like Dr. Seuss!
We should try to start a day where we all do that
We can call it the cat who blogs in a hat
That would be so much fun! We should do that. Pick a day that is not a Monday so that I can do it too.
We will have to make an announcement.
You know how I love an announcement, almost as much a a coronation, I’ll have to wear my crown!
You may need to remind me… I am doing something really big this week… in real life I mean.
I hope the big thing you’re doing in real life is wonderful. There’s plenty of time for announcements and rhymes later.
It is either tomorrow or not for a week… and since I am already doing poetry… ha… but no, the ‘thing’ is great…
YAY!
Indeed… but this will only be funny if a few other people do it too.
I did a post saying we should do it tomorrow…
K
Your writing, I mean… is that powerful… not my mind… that would be crazy talk…
I’ve seen those spoons you’ve bent Mr. Kreskin!
I do that with my tongue.
Whatever will we do with you???
Good question.
Please give my ass an erotic monster shave.
uh… no…
I suggest not throwing the wash water in the sink. You may need to call a plumber. Stat.
lmaorotf…can’t write…wow, I need to vacuum!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Actually Shards a vacuum if you have one
Might come in handy to clean my shaven buns
thank God I have wood floors
to roll around laughing on
it only takes a broom and pan
so wipe it up yourself … man
Good idea you have there I think
Let us not put the ass hair in the sink
What a rotting clog that would be in the bowl
Lewin butt hair stuck forever in a hole
oh ick! lmao You Win!
ok… make sure you lock the doors when you go…
OMG are you kicking us out of your blog? lol Trent and I will not have it! Just try! (pickup where we left off tomorrow Trent…just to annoy him!) 😉
this was fun Art, wasted an entire day so you could top your old record, and what do we get to show for it??? you got some NOIVE, mista! SLAM!
There is stuff going on in the real world… even for me…
its your fault! you started it, and wouldn’t stop until I did…lol I wasted an entire day on you!!! a thank you would be nice!!! jk 😉
I could thank you, but then I would have to kill you… HA!
you do have a reputation to uphold! 🙂
Yeah… I do…
Remember what? Mind’s in a haze. W/E…lol. this is fun.
I was thinking of haze also, so good job. This one is trickier.
I had a great line but forgot what it says.
I hate it when that happens.
Who knows?
Good one, List of X!
No voting unless you play…
I am stumped!
ok fine.
😎
Everyone loves PMAO!
Well that is just top notch… top drawer… top secret… top hat…
Top pot
Top o’ the mornin’.
Middle of the evening
Bottom of the ninth.
Bottom of a fifth
Side of French Toast… ha!
Order of Phoenix
In the court.
Tennis.
Lord Alfred Tennisanyone?
I refuse to sink to your level – again.
But you have a lake and everything.
I have several. In fact, they are great lakes.
Dam it!
Busted!
WW2 reference??? Bonus noogie points!
I was hoping for nookie points. Can I have some of those?
This isn’t that kind of blog.
Exactly what kind of blog is this? I am still trying to figure it out. Please explain – your fans are waiting with bated breath.
Masterfully baited breath… HA!!!
Oh great. Masturbation humour. We have finally reached the lowest form of humour. It was bound to happen. Please come up with some poop jokes, I need to entertain the kids later anyhow.
Good poop jokes always float to the surface.
Not that I’ve noticed…
You look a little flushed.
That’s what she said.
That’s what the plumber and your proctologist said.
I’m embarrassed to say that they are actually one and the same person. A guy’s gotta save a buck where he can…
Now that was funny.
I’m so happy to finally impress you…
It happens now and then.
Various body parts are flexing involuntarily with happiness. It looks a little odd and the secretions need some diligent scrubbing afterwards, but all in all it’s worth it.
I forgot