What’s your line? Part 1…

I have a fun idea. I am going to write some short little poems. ‘Oh boy!’, I hear you saying in a rather sarcastic tone of voice. You know me better than that. There is a catch. I am not going to write the last line of these poems… you are!

And then we can all read all the ‘money shot’ lines in the comments and decide which ones are the best. And then I am going to do a post with the complete poems. So come on, people. You can be funny or sweet or poetic or twisted. I am purposely making these open ended, so to speak, so they could go in any direction.

Just so you know, I am not going to add this explanation of what I am doing to each new poem as I do it. So watch for the comments by people who have no idea what is going on and just think my poetry is lame… because that should be funny.

Okay, here we go:


I’ve lived my life through many years

Love and laughter, sweat and tears

When from this life I finally pass


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872 Responses to What’s your line? Part 1…

  1. I’m enjoying the Weebles fellating
    I find it all quite titillating
    I’m sorry I’m tardy
    I missed quite a party
    But one that’s still worth celebrating

  2. Throw me out in the trash

  3. I won’t be able to rhyme, alas

  4. Shards Of DuBois says:

    “found me a nut wrench, it’ll be his last”
    sorry, just couldn’t quit gigglin…why is it that all tools are named with nasty references? you got your calk, your hammer, your rods and suckits, oh my bad, sockets…lol

  5. Bruce Ruston says:

    With the good an the crass

  6. Julie says:

    And leave behind a deathly gasp.

    Ok I first thought.
    Leave behind smelly gas

    Then my next thought was –

    And kill you with me deathly gas.

  7. Rhonda says:

    Are my comments coming through…I think I’ve fried my wordpress notification button. If I haven’t responded to every single thing you’ve said to me….tell me….i saved them on a sticky. just in case!

  8. Hope I’m face down in a burger like Mama Cass.

  9. joehoover says:

    Oh no, this looks fun, I joined too late, sorry, I’ve been DIY’ing, and I’m not referring to masturbation

  10. Rhonda says:

    Okay, for those who come after…I’m putting the poem in the comment so THEY don’t have to backtrack…here it is

    I’ve lived my life through many years

    Love and laughter, sweat and tears

    When from this life I finally pass


    …and my contribution to the Last Line List:

    My sense of humor dies with me, alas (that’s in case Latitant Lewin thinks you’ll bequeath it to him)

    …the real last line to this laterigrade linguisitical lexis

    Leonine I’ll be to the last.

  11. Rhonda says:

    After spending a half an hour reading the comments…I’ve completely forgotten the poem!! Lewin, you’ve hijacked this page, don’t you have a home of your OWN? 😉 Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, the poem…hang on, I’ll be back. Must go back to the top to read it again. Save my place?

  12. Wear a suit by Bill Blass.

  13. ksbeth says:

    you’ll long for my sweet sassy ass

  14. 1jaded1 says:

    You’ll read about my murders mass? *insert Vincent Price laughter* j/k. Of course…I just wanted to be different.

  15. I really hope it wasn’t gas…

  16. elroyjones says:

    The party’s over break out the hash.

  17. toad (chris jensen) says:

    When and where is dinner this I ask?

  18. How about – “I’ll bet it was from last night’s dodgy beef madras”.
    Yes, I think that fits pretty well, what with the sweat and tears.
    Plus – checking out on Indian food – that’s practically Zen is what it is.

  19. kcharbneau says:

    I don’t have a line but am LMAO at all the hilarious responses 🙂 Keep posting.

  20. Or “This ship’s no longer tied to the mast”

  21. How about – “F*ck economy baby, now I’m travelling first class!”

  22. Shards Of DuBois says:

    I’ll be floating on a cloud, naked, en mass

  23. Tear up my gig ticket and break out the backstage pass

  24. mystripybook says:

    I plan to skid out on my arse.

  25. Trent Lewin says:

    Reblogged this on Trent Lewin and commented:
    All right friends. Contribute if you can. I will give mad props to those who are actually funnier than me. Then I will come after you. Mercilessly.

  26. Trent Lewin says:

    Oh my God why am I wasting time on this useless trash?

  27. Trent Lewin says:

    Please bring ointment for this scaly rash?

  28. Trent Lewin says:

    Suck it grandpa and keep the sheep?

  29. Trent Lewin says:

    Trent will steal your website and your delicious bass?

  30. Trent Lewin says:

    Wooka wooka wooka – so so sash?

  31. Trent Lewin says:

    An alien stole my donkey – alas!

  32. Trent Lewin says:

    Maybe this puss-filled wart will pop at last?

  33. Linda Vernon says:

    I’ll have to go to Jesus class.

  34. Trent Lewin says:

    Please cover my erection – fast!

  35. Trent Lewin says:

    Let it be on a Yoda-shaped cloud of burning hash?

  36. Trent Lewin says:

    PS. This is a great idea.

  37. Trent Lewin says:

    Let me be sitting on the lap of a lovely lass?

  38. Trent Lewin says:

    Beware a sudden expulsion of gas?

  39. Trent Lewin says:

    I’m sure I will be totally gassed?

  40. Trent Lewin says:

    I can’t do better than “be sure to scratch and sniff my ass”. All props to the hiddinsight person.

  41. hiddinsight says:

    Be sure to scratch and sniff my ass

  42. Sofia Leo says:

    All you haters can kiss my ass

  43. elroyjones says:

    Have a huge wake and break out the grass!

  44. dtdeedge says:

    you can all just kiss my ass

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