Oh man, I apologize for this post in advance. But I have been thinking about that post I did a few days ago where I suggested some new ways we can use just the first letters of words to make our language more efficient. And I really do hate that LOL thing.
Some of the less-mature of my followers noticed than one of my clever new inventions actually spelled out a bad word;
So Hilarious I’m Trippin’…
And this reminded me of a sign for a church in my hometown. A sign that had to be taken down, because the first letter of each word was capitalized, and people driving by were crashing their cars because they got distracted or they were laughing too hard. That’s right, I’m talking to you, First Unitarian Church of Kensington!
So now all I can think of is how to turn bad words into useful verbal and typing shortcuts. So we can take back the bad words and they wont be bad anymore.
Here is what I came up with… without too much trouble at all;
Definitely Involved Casual Kissing…
Positively Insane Social Situation…
She Can Really Eat Watermelon…
Can Really Appreciate Poetry…
Always Something Stupid…
Try Using Regular Dishsoap…
Crazy Old Crappy Keyboard…
Time’s Wasting Away Terribly…
Particularly Under Stress…
I could go on… but I am too ashamed of myself.
As a note of interest, when you say ‘WWW’ instead of ‘World Wide Web’… not that anybody says either of those things anymore… you are using nine syllables instead of three. That hardly seems efficient to me. But whatever.
Pouring My Art Out 
Upon seeing the church mistake it was all I could do to not Look Obsessively Lame again by posting … well you know. Loved the post Art.
Thanks. I always try to make my point clearly and with some sense if fun.
C.O.C.K P.U.S. (cause got an insane amount of words to finish today) I will lay of with the offensive L term. you like L.M.A.O?
no… I like P.M.A.O
which stands for?
pouring my art out… HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, were you just censored?!?
Self censoring… I do it for the kids, man.
hmmmm
what?
Just thinking about can’t understand not trying…it makes me hum.
See, I deleted that because of public outrage… well, one lady was a little put out… but I caved like a big cavey cave in thing.
I know you did…weird how she wrote it in her comment if she was that offended by it though.
I just can’t stand to make people unhappy… not for a joke that bad.
I know; you’re lovely people.
How many… three? Four?
you must be into double figures surely?!
I am a legion in my own mind!
And a legend in your own lunchtime.
Funny!
I know you are but what am I?
Yes I see what you mean on the www indeed it
is similar to the use of 555 when every single number
has it, but hey if it made sense then the world would
be too simplistic to fathom 🙂 lmao There’s another one
Have fun today PMAO 🙂
Andro
Good point, and thanks.
I forgot to mention that your
choices of for instances were
sound 🙂 Keep rockin’
Have fun my friend…
Andro
Thanks again.
You need to take Can’t Understand Not Trying right out of your vocabulary, it’s very offensive. Here’s one I shared with Brain Rants – FOAD – F Off & Die (for when you’re incredibly angry with someone & F Off just isn’t enough!)
Okay and Okay.
Consider it gone.
Damn straight!
Although it is a perfectly wonderful old English word. I don’t know why it doesn’t have an ‘e’ on the end of it. Someday I will do a post about all the words we have come up with for sex and body parts… or did I do that already?
(Shrugs)?
ha
I especially like your note of interest… saying WWW out-loud makes me feel moronic every time.
I might have stolen that line from a Stephen Fry podcast…
You are not ashamed of yourself!
Nah… I am strangely proud.
I knew it!
whateverman… or WEM, if you would rather.
pft
Practically farted a turd?
sounds like you
doh!
and Homer too
The Greek one or the Simpson one?
Simpson
Figured.
smart