Once there was a blogger with a lot of panache
Until she got caught wearing my mustache
I was just stealing faces, you know, like I do
When she beat me to the punch with a picture or two
She did a picture of me with a really big chest
And now I must show why I am the best
She tried to cut me down to size like Lorena Bobbitt (look it up)
So I stuck her face right on a Hobbit
She was late for the war ’cause she likes to dawdle
I did her as a very badly dressed fashion model
She wasn’t prepared to get into this tussle
So I covered her body with way too much muscle
Just because she thinks that she is ‘all that’
I gave her just half of the face of a cat
I have done it all without being mean
Even that picture of her as the Queen
This isn’t a war of just words and quips
And that’s why I gave her those really big lips…