I need to take a moment from the Hastywords war to thank a friend of mine for something really cool.
You should check this blog out for many reasons;
http://theseedsaidso.wordpress.com/
But the main reason today is because my friend did this…
Yes, that is a model of one of the alien characters from my novel, having a beer in a pub on the other side of the world. How motherbleepin’ cool is that? He got all the details right, no hands, three-toed feet, uneven wasp stripes. Of course in ‘real life’ these aliens are like nine or ten feet tall, but I guess it would have been hard to drag a life-sized one to the pub.
He also wrote a very nice post telling you all to buy my book;
http://theseedsaidso.wordpress.com/2013/05/06/for-arthur-at-last/
So check out his blog, and buy my book. You don’t have to take my word for it.
Pouring My Art Out 
How nice of Mr. Seed
He’s a very nice man…a very very nice man…a very very very nice man…&c.
so whatrya sayingeth?
Yeah, what are you saying?
He’s tolerable…
A voice from the past…
I have been at death’s door and funnily enough had lost my voice; the one I have now is all fresh and new!
Sorry you have been sick. I like the new voice, a cross between Herman Melville and Peewee Herman.
Peewee Herman Melville…
That sounds horrible…I know no-one likes the sound of their own voice on an answerphone but that’s going too far..
sorry, I got carried away
By the men in white coats?
Once… I don’t want to talk about it.
I remember the news reports…
Not me…
You were heavily medicated at the time…even for you.
no doubt… and afterwards
maybe
harumph
I can’t remember, did you see the pic of myself I put up a couple days ago?
Are you talking to me or your new boyfriend?
you…pft
Which picture are we talking about exactly?
a couple days ago i put up a password protected pic of me, it’s still there.
Oh… I couldn’t get into that.
i can give you the password, what’s your email?
I can’t type it here, but it must be around, everybody else finds it…
k i think you’ve emailed me before..
Ha!
He is so awesome.
and he seems to think so too.,.
He is what he is.
and all that he is
Right
i know
You always think you know.
that’s cause i always do
You always know you think?
sure
Very cool!
His arm was very cool after it detached from his body and fell in the beer!
What??? You were supposed to be watching out for him.
I thought he was big enough and ugly enough to look after himself!!!
I am surprised he didn’t go swimming in the beer.
…well…technically he did, but not of his own volition; I discovered that plasticine dropped in beer causes it to become quite firm and therefore much less likely to flop when repositioned!
You sick bastard…
I have dug myself into an awful lot of holes…
Ha
you ruined a beer?
A half of a half…it wasn’t the end of the world; it comes of taps here! There’s tonnes of it!!
yeah but…
I know I know…but you can’t make an omelette without wasting a quarter of a pint of beer.
what? you can’t?
“I” can’t…what “one” fails to waste when making an omelette is no concern of mine…unless it’s my beer.
exactly, beer should never be wasted, can you pass me a cold one?
I have a whole bar full! What’s mine is yours.
How kind, I’m on my way! lol
We’re in the middle of nowhere so call if you get lost!
I can smell the beer, i’ll follow it! lol
Are you two bonding again?
I wasn’t aware we ever unbonded…
Overheard at a party;
It’s okay, we’re engaged…
Well disengage, damn it!
I have never wasted beer, but beer has wasted me.
i’m shocked..
I’m Arthur.
hello Arthur
Darn glad to know ya!
same here
Okay then.
Yeah! Now one of you get in the kitchen, get barefoot, and make me an omlette.
No…we’re busy drinking beer.
They go hand in hand.
You heard the man.
nope
Or drinking three…
That may well improve my cooking.
Up to a point.
Hey now… let’s keep our eyes on the main issue.
oh yes, yes how good beer is..
😎
Thank you. I am, aren’t I? HA!
😎
I can only reply inside the posts…
My stupid comment reply button is not working…
He looks pretty cool here too! I have plans for him…I’ll email you.
If i wasn’t saving every penny I have, I would have bought a copy instantly. Hopefully once I get back from China, book 2 will be out so I can get them in some sort of bundle deal to celebrate its new bestseller status. And hopefully that bundle would come with one of those awesome models from your friend there.
Don’t forget to send me a comment and a like from China…
heh, so you’re still after a view from China then? got to get wordpress world domination somehow…as long as i get internet access that doesn’t block every other website in existence, you’ll have that view in a few months.
That would be the coolest thing ever. Try to type in Chinese…