I guess I am still a little miffed that Hastywords made fun of my career as a supermodel. I am proud of my work, and it did pay the bills. I am certain that some of you animal lovers must have seen my picture gracing the covers of such magazines as;

Skunk Juggler Monthly…

Jurassic Park Dinosaur Breeders…

Time Travelling Shark Hunters…

I was on the cover of Scientific American Journal, It had something to do with an article about evolution, which I must admit that I never got around to reading…

When Birdwatchers Quarterly put out an issue featuring an advertisement for a penguin camouflage costume that could be used for closeup viewing of these fascinating creatures, they chose me to be their model…

I found this picture in my portfolio. I can’t remember what publication the photo was featured in. It must have been about chickens, but I don’t recall if it involved raising them, or how to cook them…

One of the proudest moments of my days as a supermodel was when I graced the cover of a special issue of National Geographic, When Safaris Attack…

It is all well and good for Hastywords to make fun of my work, to purr and preen herself, but I have never seen her on the cover of Cat Fancier’s Magazine…