I have been helping my daughter move to Scottsdale, Arizona. I have been told not to tell you people when we are going out-of-town, because if I do, I would have to kill you. That sounds like a lot of work to me.
I have been doing these supreme leader posts from the computer at our hotel, and there was a lot going on so I just threw some stuff out there. I must admit that my feelings were hurt by the vicious attacks on my supreme leadership. But we had quite an exciting time on our trip to Arizona, and I have lots of pictures and stories, so I am not going to send the secret police to visit all of you who joined the rebellion against me.
You will be sorry enough when they put Dick Cheney in charge of all the universes.
And just so you know, if I had been abusing my power, I would have forced all of you to buy my novel.
Pouring My Art Out 
I haven’t bought the novel yet….don’t give up on me though lol. I am a gonna get it!
I never give up on you.
Good you shouldn’t 🙂
Neither should you…
I want my SLU back!
Now I have that baby back rib song stuck in my head.
Is that a good thing?
Not bad, I guess.
Don’t quit yet! I’ve just had 56,000 ‘Thanks O-Arthur!’ T-shirts made…show me the idiot I can offload those on to!?
Hello…what have I missed?
There is the marketing genius to answer all your questions.
Someone wanna get rid of some t-shirts? I’m hoping to set up a full-scale replica of the Spanish Armada, and my ‘sail man’ has let me down.
Ah…I don’t know if I’ve got enough material for you; the t-shirts are all size small……oh hang on; it’s american size small…you can replicate our lot too!
Your sweeping generalities do offend me, sir!
And your deficiencies in the sense of humour department do offend me, sir!
I’ll have you know that I won the under-10s trophy for the ‘boy most likely to have a smashing sense of humour when he grows up’!
I’ll have you know that those things don’t mean shit! As of yet I have failed to become an astronaut!
Well you’re certainly flying my rocket of annoyance!
Mock all you want
I will!
I hadn’t finished……mock all you want, Trenton; you and I both know that it should’ve been Thatch Herringbone who won that trophy.
Well Thatch is dead! So he’s not here to defend you…again.
You stop that right now, Trenton. You know those accusations were never proven. This is a public bloody social network here…you could get both us into a lot of trouble.
If you wish to discuss this privately then just say and we’ll head outside.
It is like the holy ghost died… sort of… if you see what I mean…
I see everything.
I see dead people.
What?
This is the weirdest conversation ever… two guys who are one guy referencing a third guy who is the same guy?????????????
I think you’re confused…
What were you expecting?
The Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects… oh, no you don’t…
I believe him.
We have birds that do that for us… mocking birds… how cool are we?
One of these days, Alice, straight to the moon!!!
The ‘honey’ moon.
Babam! Maybe you are funny…
Some say as funny as domestic violence.
Oh at the very least.
You flatter me.
Mind over matter will make the Pooh unflatter.
I am working on that.
Maybe somebody funny thought that up as a joke… not that I am taking sides mind you…
You’re absolutely right…it was me.
So you made a joke about being funny?
It was post-modern…is post-modern…will be – oh whatever!
post mortum? post pardum?
Not today thank you.
Do a post about it.
Oh my, I haven’t the time for that!
Good point.
Oh no you di’n’t,.
I jolly well did, sir!
That isn’t what that means at all.
No you don’t understand; I was answering, not translating.
So you say.
Don’t mean he’s wrong.
ouch again.
Was he two sheets to the wind?
No, but he was extremely drunk.
Is that a jibe or a jib… ha!!! sail joke… nailed it.
Give them to Dick Cheney supporters…
…you’re not just a pretty pair of shades.
There is a brain and some very pretty eyes behind those…
I know; I’ve extremely good binoculars.
ouch.
I guess I should just be glad that is where your binoculars are pointing… HA!!!
Ha indeed; that was very funny.
Sorry.
That’s ok…it’s the only way I’ll learn.
But will you?
I’ll never reach your level.
I never stay level.
Scottsdale? She’s retiring already?
You must have been there.
I’m playing a tiny violin…
pft
😀
That was good, he put the pft right back at ya!
i know what’s with that? lol
I’m rubber and you’re glue.
something about moo?
I love that movie, when that cow uses milk as a hair gel…
uh oh i sense pics coming…
Nailed it.
Bazingga.
If you haven’t been abusing your power, then why is my butt so sore?
So many jokes I could make here, but I am taking the high road. sigh.
I know i’m with you, are you joining our secret rebellion?
You no longer need to rebel.
I love Scottsdale!! Command me to move there….pretty please? I won’t overthrow you for not bringing ephedra back, I promise.
Consider it my last order.