I have been helping my daughter move to Scottsdale, Arizona. I have been told not to tell you people when we are going out-of-town, because if I do, I would have to kill you. That sounds like a lot of work to me.
I have been doing these supreme leader posts from the computer at our hotel, and there was a lot going on so I just threw some stuff out there. I must admit that my feelings were hurt by the vicious attacks on my supreme leadership. But we had quite an exciting time on our trip to Arizona, and I have lots of pictures and stories, so I am not going to send the secret police to visit all of you who joined the rebellion against me.
You will be sorry enough when they put Dick Cheney in charge of all the universes.
And just so you know, if I had been abusing my power, I would have forced all of you to buy my novel.