We have determined that a cool pair of sunglasses… my cool pair of sunglasses specifically, can make almost anybody look cool. And they can make a cool person look even cooler. But can they really make a person who isn’t cool at all look cool?
I would have to say no. Not really. I still see a jerk who just happens to have better taste in sunglasses than in mustaches… or anything else for that matter.
So let’s review. My shades will make a cool person even cooler…
But an a**hole is still an a**hole…
Oh, Dick Cheney… will I ever get sick of teasing you? I doubt it.
Please join me later for my most controversial post of all times. Or consider this fair warning. I am going to stick my shades on some religious figures and maybe even a deity or two. If you are one of those people who think that having a little fun in this manner is offensive and perhaps even blasphemous, please avoid my blog at all costs… at least until tomorrow.
Oh, and maybe you can pray for a sense of humor the next time you are asking for favors.
Pouring My Art Out 
Revelation 6:8
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
As you can sadly see, too late on the hate mail thing. Mwha ha ha. I’m already here, signed up and following. HA 🙂 I’ll be loosening the fateful lightning of my terrible swift sword in defense of all the other poor lost souls finding amusing merriment, mirth and malapropisms herein. Somebody gotta do it. I nominate me. MOTION SECONDED!!! All in favor say aye. AYE!!! Motion passed. You like me. You really like me! First, I’d like to thank all the voting members of the Academy and……
Ummm… there are emergency exits all through my blog, and emergency phones, and stockpiles of food and water, for those who become lost.
Great!. Now I don’t have to leave the keyboard. Where’s the potty.Or are you in it with the laptop again. At some point shortly I will have to depart and assert my manly side about the house before she comes home and finds I’ve done nothing but this all morning.
Okay, the snakes and quicksand pose a problem for the unwary, but what is life without some danger. This ain’t a Disneyland ride. Those are real snakes.
So I see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=metwE-QpgAY
Please, please, please tell me there aren’t really Shades parts 1-4 of this mind-numbing drivel. I shall have to consult my Bible. Somewhere in Revelation there must be an end time prophecy about this. With the creation of a part 7, it will be a prophecy fulfilled.
2 Peter 3:3
3 First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.
I’m so glad I found you on persuaded2go. You’re both such a worthy opponent and comrade in arms. I had to quit sparring with hiddinsight. I mean 50 push-ups. She was gonna kick my butt at some point so I high-tailed it out of there. I had never thought about it until now. That’s probably a hunting reference. Or perhaps when the snooty snotty snitty cowardly kick boxing Canadian (Oh, the alliteration, A. No names) takes her high-in-the-air nose and turn and prissy prances in the other direction after a sound beaver burning defeat, thus high-tailing it. She would find a cute way of doing it though that would take all the joy out of her defeat..
I would rather have her being all those things than going on about her romantic woes, picking at the scab until she comes out the other side and has a hole through her heart… or something.
Seriously, but only for a moment, I care about her a lot too and worry some. She is a very, very special person and she has a great work within her. But don’t tell her I said so.
Superman looks cool!
That was the idea. The funny thing about this post is that when it went up on the topic walls that I tagged it under, all that showed to people scrolling by was the picture of hitler and the first few sentences about cool people looking cooler. It looked like I was saying Hitler was cool.
You better get that fixed before you started getting a whole bunch of hate mail!
But I didn’t. Not a peep.
but where is the Fudd??
sigh
The first and the third are the same guy, right? 😉
To my way of thinking, yes.
I wonder if you’ve sullied the purity of your sunglasses by putting them on evil people.
Perhaps the religious figures coming up can bless/purify them again.
I am not going to get into more trouble by suggesting that.
At least tell me you’re putting sunglasses on Apollo, yes?
maybe…