I know what you are thinking… How much fun can we really have with cows? But once again I intend to show why Photoshop is better than real life.
Now I know that some of you are on the fence about this whole cow idea for a series. And trust me, the cows are on the fence as well…
I didn’t even have to Photoshop that picture. That cow got herself into that mess without any help from me at all. I also didn’t do anything to this next picture. I just found it on Google and thought it was too adorable to pass up…
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
But the truth is that our relationship with cows is really fairly complex. Yes, we eat them. But in India they are considered sacred. And bulls have often been considered symbols of strength and virility by many cultures. Have you ever watched bull riding on TV? The cowboys who strap themselves on the back of huge angry bulls, made even more angry because they have ropes tied tight around their private parts, are some tough hombres. And the rodeo clowns that jump into harms way to save them when they get bucked off are some of the bravest people on the planet in my opinion.
You can even dress as a cow on Halloween if you want to…
So let’s take a walk together through the wonderful world of the cow.
Just make sure you watch your step…
Pouring My Art Out 
I love happy endings….see above…TheSeeSaidSo.
I also love happy beginnings.
Oh, yes…happy beginnings…especially on a Monday…
The rarest kind…
That cow then ate that dog…and then picture five happened…and picture two is the first stage in achieving picture one…and then the guy in picture four was shot for being an idiot…that is all.
You are the only person who saw my grand plan.
I’m just so predictable……
But I didn’t know that I was.
You’re not…I had no idea you were going to say that!
Me neither…
That however…
howsomever
whyeversome
howtiresome
everso
evermore… quoth I…
if you’d just open the window, I’ll gladly fly away…quoth the raven…
Polly want a cracker… said the Parrot. Parott? Parrott?
Paret…parrett… oh forget it.
Like a woman shopping; you actually had what you were looking for the first time.
Oh man… you are gonna get in trouble now…
I thought that was rather tame….
They are so sensitve… you need to be careful…
I don’t think they’re big fans of being patronised either……bless ’em.
We can’t win with this here conversation… just sayin’…
Oh I know; I just like feeling subversive every now and again…
I like not sleeping on the couch every now and then.
Just as well your wife doesn’t read your blog!
True enough… sigh…
On that depressing note, we’ll leave it there.
I promised I wasn’t going to cry…
Don’t go too far… my book is going online as we speak…
Excellent! How exciting; and it’s not even mine! I will have to wait until the hard copy comes out, but I really hope it does well for you.
That is the first thing that will be available I think, The e-versions might not be available till tomorrow or even longer.
I thought it would have been the other way round…and the chances of getting a signed one are???
Pretty good I would say. There has however been a wrinkle. The cover, which her boyfriend designed, was formatted for the entire book and is now too big, so he is working on it but it will not be done tonight.
I used to publish prints and books at my old job…there was always a wrinkle; it’ll get sorted.
I am too old to like wrinkles…???
never
I guess.
lol
That was fun!
Then my work here is done, thank you.