You may… or may not… remember that I am now officially the Ruler of all the Universes… due to the fact that no one ran against me, and low voter turnout.
So besides keeping you safe from alien invasions and looking out for your welfare, I am going to initiate a policy;
From this day hence, April Fool’s Day will be scheduled for random days throughout the year. And there will not just be one April Fool’s Day, but as many of them as it seems like it will be fun to have.
The reason for this should be obvious. Everybody expects April Fool’s Day jokes on April Fool’s Day. This makes it hard to pull off good pranks. I have taken it upon myself to fix this problem
You’re welcome.
Pouring My Art Out 
Thank you omniscient Ruler of the Universes!
I take my responsibilities very seriously.
Thanks you so much for doing this. It’s really going to make April (May, June, July…) Fool’s day pranks so much more fun!
I did a series of post sometime in the past all all the practical jokes I did that got way to far out of hand… I mean, it was sort of crazy, but I can’t remember what they were called.
If you ever notice me trying to overthrow you and usurp the title of the Ruler of the Universe, don’t be concerned. It’s only a prank. Really. No need to call the Universal Guard.
You are already being watched… but in a good, benevolent way.
BTW..I believe pft meant “Whatever…” But, I can’t presume to speak for behindthemaskofabuse. Just saying!
Nobody can presume that.
Oh great Ruler…your wish is my command. But, just so you know, your loyal subjects already play pranks throughout the year. They are more fun and surprising that way! But, since you rule the Universe; we’ll say it’s your idea! 🙂 🙂
Trust me, not everyone figured that out on their own.
Hah! Thank you Ruler of the Universes! 🙂
You put me in charge for a reason.
Absolutely! Good to know we are getting some work out of you 🙂
I work hard for the money.
Better than me … I work hard for NO money Hah!
Yeah I don’t really get paid either. And I have stopped two alien invasion just this week.
pft
Was that your joke? Because I don’t get it.
which joke?
pft as an april fools joke… never mind…
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