I apologize for this. I have always prided myself on having a family-friendly blog. But this might just cross the line.
Monkeys have been enjoying their reputation as cute, funny, harmless little creatures… except when one bites somebody’s face off.
But just because they hear no evil and speak no evil and see no evil, doesn’t mean they aren’t just a little bit evil…
To begin with, they seem to have an unhealthy interest in breasts. Even a two-headed baby monkey that isn’t hungry seems to be just a bit preoccupied with them…
I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that the average human male can be accused of exactly the same thing. And you are absolutely right. But we seldom lust after the breasts of female monkeys and apes. Well… most of us… whatever… I can’t speak for all men. But are monkeys this discerning? Do they keep their fixations focused upon their own species? No, they do not…
Think that picture is just a fluke? Well, it isn’t. There are literally hundreds of those types of pictures…
Now I am not going to keep posting pictures like that… sorry guys… because monkeys are up to even more mischief.
Do you think that this cross-species lust is confined to just other mammals with hands? Again, I am afraid to say, you would be wrong…
Trust me, you do not even want to know what those monkeys are up to. And you really don’t want to know what is going on in this next picture…
I mean seriously. How many pictures on the internet involving two consenting adult primates need to be censored? Not many, I am willing to bet.
So let us all give thanks that we have evolved beyond such… oh, who am I kidding. Do you think there are monkey priests out there molesting monkey altar boys? We are the sick and twisted ones. We are the ones who bring shame down upon the other mammals with our wars and tortures and pollution. We are the ones who are in charge and we are fouling things up.
On the other hand, at least our butts don’t look like this…
Seriously… things could always be worse…
This might explain why some monkeys go looking for love on other branches of the family tree.
Pouring My Art Out 
OMG, I can never unsee that second to last picture, LOL
You can unsee stuff when you get to be my age… sigh…
I might be older, you don’t know, lol
You might be… but I doubt it
Seriously grossed out by those last 2 monkey shots! OMG!
The world needed to know this stuff.
As a mammary-fan kind of man, I’m gonna side with the monkeys on this one… 😉
It is good to take a stand now and then.
The little dude peering over the shoulder of that strangley smiling woman is the creepiest thing I have seen!
Then I am doing my job!
Those pictures are so gross I’ve had to look at them again about twenty times! Man hasn’t evolved much or should I say men!
Maybe I should have started the series with these and then finished up with the lighter stuff. That was about as innapropriate as this blog gets, I swear.