Pay a visit to my friend Mooselicker.
But before you do, let me give you fair warning. He is going to offend you on some level. In every single post. Sometimes he can offend you multiple ways in the same post. He is just that good. I realize that this seems as if I am damning him with faint praise. But it is the truth.
That being said, the guys cracks me up. He looks at the world with an ancient cynicism mixed with the world view of someone who had a particularly difficult childhood. Mixed in with the insensitive remarks that often border on the completely inappropriate are some keen insights into the way the world works. You just have to sift through the dirt a little. And it is always worth it.
I don’t know if this is going to help him at all, but I hope it does. If you see past the veneer of sarcasm, you will come to realize that he is a sensitive man with a keen sense of the injustice so often done to people in this life. Unfortunately he also seems to think that most of the injustice was done to him. And maybe it was.
But here is a fact you probably do not know. Mooselicker is the one blogger who follows my blog that I almost met in real life. He was visiting Los Angeles with his Sister a few months back for some strange project he was working on. We exchanged emails. We had it all set up to meet for lunch. I was going to drive the two hours to meet up with him, even though I never go to that city unless I have to. But my older daughter got sick and the plan fell through.
I will always regret that.
So pay him a visit…
http://mooselicker.wordpress.com/
You can always turn right around and leave if you feel you need to.
Oh, and he hasn’t really ever licked a moose or any other animal. So I don’t want to hear any complaints from the SPCA.
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It’s all about the love.
I was already following him! Hooray! I beat you! Finally, a blogger that I was already following. The other two I wasn’t.
I honestly admit to being surprised that I introduced you to anything… or that you would take my advice… ha. You like me.
The Moose Man is cute as the dickens! I can’t wait to see what happens with the “girlfriend book”. He’ll be famous and you can say you almost had lunch with him!
Have you watched the stick figure prison movies???
hahahahahaha!
Yup.
You are my next sharing the love post… I hope you like it.
Your link didn’t work for me.
Which link… the one to moose?
Yes, the one to moose.
I fixed it.
Thank you, you are too kind. Maybe Mooselicker should slip you a few bucks?
He doesn’t know it, but his mom pays me quite a bit to pretend I am his friend and look out for him.
I fixed the link, I think, it’s in the pink.
This was great. Possibly the nicest you’ve ever been to me. I’d argue but I’m easy. Tell me one nice thing then surround it with insults and I’ll only care about that one nice thing. I’m from a fragile generation. Wouldn’t that be great if this post was Freshly Pressed? Man, I’d never let you live that down.
First, you know I did it from a place of respect and friendship. Second, I use big fancy words to insult you and compliment you, and you get so confused you don’t know which is which. Ha! And third, I said some really nice stuff… in parts…
You really are sick aren’t you? My goal is to make this post very popular now.
I should be nicer to you…
I still think he’s licked an animal, I just don’t think it was a moose. He’s just trying to make it sound fancier than it was.
He has a pretty weird relationship with his dog…
What dog lover hasn’t kissed their dog, there you go.. I can throw out my frog licking theory.
Oh, he does that to get high. But kissing a dog and licking a dog are two different things… unless we are talking about French kissing, and then it is wrong on a whole new level.