We are overlooking how handy it might be to have zombies around. What if we all had a zombie in a big hamster wheel down in the basement or out in the garage. Hook them up to a generator and we all get free electricity…
They could pull us all around in carts and wagons, and we no longer need to be reliant of fossil fuels…
And we already know that they can be trained to dance…
So maybe this whole zombie thing has been exaggerated into a bigger threat than it really is. It might end up being the best thing that ever happened to us. Well, maybe not to those of us that get bitten and turn into zombies. You might want to watch out for that.









There’s a Zombie movie with Billy Connolly that kind of talks about this, the training and utilization of Zombies, I forget the name of it.
I think I saw that
Yeah it was…ok
right
I think Zombie would be preferable to being dead (which is what they do when they find a zombie)!
Only because people haven’t thought about how useful zombies could be.
It is now my firm belief that not enough people have availed themselves of the classic movie ‘Fido.’
Yes, it is a Zombie flick.
No, it is not a British TV show
(therefore probably no longer available on Netflix)
I haven’t heard of that movie…
you MUST rent Fido! . you’ll love it. wonderfully dark comedy and completely illustrates your point -grin-
I will try to track it down. How old is it?
mmmm 8 years or so. wait. let us Google -bows head- 2006. and it IS available streaming on Netflix. woot!
Well there’s one positive to Indie flims
I will look into that.
Enjoying your Zombie series. You’ve inspired me to Photoshop the head my my teenage daughter on to the zombie bodies you’ve perfectly chosen.
Shall print the images out and place them in her next ‘care package’.’
A subtle message to make sure her major remains in the science category.
Hell, that hamster wheel may as well have a caption reading ‘Go Green! No Experience! Liberal Arts Degree Required.
Dig it (up) baby!
I love it when I am being deeper than I think I am… thanks.
ssshhh on the big hamster wheel thingy. mom has been threatening to put me on the treadmill and that might give her some ideas. XOXO – Bacon
I guess you don’t have to be a zombie…
I’m not ignoring you. I just don’t like zombies. Boo.
(pssssssttttt… they aren’t real zombies)…