I have a grapefruit spoon pressed to its neck, and I am not afraid to use it…
I am not going to do any funny Photoshop pictures or cute stories or new songs or weird, crazy stuff until more of you read my reblogged post down there called; ‘What a way to go’
To read it, you have to click on the little words at the bottom that say ‘read more’
It is a good story, and it is all true. I almost died. I could have drowned and been eaten by great white sharks after being chewed up by a boat propeller while seagulls pecked out my eyes.
Now read it…
Pouring My Art Out 
have you got in mind a number of people you need to read it before you release your blog? and bear in mind that with the new stats thing you can see whether lots of people are reading it or whether just one guy is going back again and again in order to just stop you from whinging……
I will wait until every single person on your…ummm… our planet has read it… or until I get bored.
you’ll never be able to sit still for long enough
I already blew it.
what are we talking about now?
My plan to hold my own blog hostage unt… hey… wait a minute…
ha!
Homey don’t play that… not that there is anything wrong with that… other than… eeeewwww….
i just need to go down the eeeewwwww route every now and again…..i’m only human
I have been on that route myself.
the view is eye-opening, jaw-dropping and pant-exploding
I had a blow out once… I don’t want to talk about it…
good, i don’t wanna hear it
Too bad… it was another of my near death experiences, so I have to blog about it.
maybe i’ll choose not to read it………
You always have that option… but do you have the will power?
😛 Pllllffffwwwuuupppttttt. So when was the last time YOU did what you were told to do when you were told to do it??? I will dang well read it when I want to…which will be now, but not before, like when you TOLD me I HAD to. Humrumpt.
Good point… good answer… good attitude…good gosh…
What is up with people? I thought that was a great post!
People… what are you going to do?
I hope they’ve responded 😎
They can be so stubborn sometimes… not like me… because I am reasonable… oh yeah…
😎
Indeed.
It’s official – I don’t get out enough. There’s a special spoon for grapefruit?? I blame Martha Stewart!!
She probably invented it. But yes, there is. It has little saw teeth on the front edge.
I already read the post about you almost dying with your hands in your pockets on a boat in the rain! Now quit trying to hold your blog hostage – I want to read something interesting & I want to read it NOW! 😉
sigh.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Good answer.
I know that feeling when no one reads a post you treasure, yet many people respond to a post to which you didn’t even give as much thought. I think that story already got enough attention though, so your hostage did work. Now, time to move on!
The truth is I was busy today, so I just decided to keep the gag running… but thanks.
Of course you could have made it easier by adding a link to that story in this post.
Oh yeah, I did read the story.
And maybe, your blog likes being held hostage, or just held.
I just get stuck on these silly stunts and then can’t find a graceful way out…
This doesn’t sound like a game anymore, mister . . . .
I can be stubborn and a little crazy when I am backed into a corner…