(or): I know it sounds like I am just ho ho hoing myself out like a Santa-pimp, but there is a method to my madness…
I don’t want to waste time explaining once again what that method is, but if you are interested, please see last week’s post entitled; ‘Hey, I don’t know you, but I need you to do me a favor.’
I am closing in on my goal of 30,000 hits… or views… and it is all for a good cause. I just need about 55 more to push me over the edge. So come on in, make yourself at home, push a few buttons, look around. Feel free to help yourself to the free snacks. I don’t even care if you read anything or not. Just make your presence known.
What can you gain from this expenditure of time and energy? Well, besides making me very happy, you might have some fun. My blog is full of weird stuff. Just pick a month and scroll through the posts. If something catches your eye, check it out. There is something for everybody down there in the depths of my soul somewhere.
There are other perks, but you have to read the post I mentioned earlier… (Ha, see what I did there? Just me shamelessly trying to get a few more hits)…
I have one other enticement to try to get you to help me. As soon as I break through the magic number, and as long as I achieve my goal before the one year anniversary of the blog which is coming up on the 30th of this month, I am going to start doing some amusing celebratory posts. I am going to do a few of my famous little moving pictures. I think that I will do one where my head opens up and fireworks come shooting out. Then I will do one with Conan the barbarian doing the happy dance.
Because I like to think of this blog as being interactive, I will now be taking suggestions from you, oh loyal readers. So if you can think of some crazy Photoshop idea that I can use to express my joy, I will try to make it a reality. And if I can figure out which of you actually pushed the number over the top, well, let’s just say that nothing will be too good for you.
Pouring My Art Out 
30,000 hits? Yay for you! That’s awesome! I am hoping you’ve gotten your 55 by now, I’m a little late reading this. I haven’t been in my reader for quite a few hours.
I need 36 more… Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a machine…
You’ll get there soon, that number is a long ways off for me. Way to go!
How long have you had your blog?
Oh, 5 or 6 months, I guess? I dunno (most folks would probably just say too long)
See, I have been here almost a year, so who is afraid of commitment now, huh???
If you’ve been at it almost a year, and your just shy of 30,000 hits, and I’ve been at it almost six months, and I’m at about half of your numbers, then I’m just as committed as you, right? I like being committed. The padded room and the snuggly jacket with the extra long sleeves makes me feel nice and safe.
I started off slow. So maybe in 6 months, you will be kicking my butt.
Doubtful. You’re so charming and endearing. I don’t even know what I am besides obnoxious. Maybe that’s it….yeah…obnoxious.
You have real life tips mixed with boundless sarcasm. I am just a goof ball.
Seriously. From one goofball to another, I think your blog is pretty darn awesome. I’ve told many people about it. I hope they have at least stopped by to take a look. 🙂
You rock, and I have reached my goal.
I see that. That’s awesome!
It is stupefying… stupafying… stupp… awesome.
Um, animated dodisharkicorn?
Ooooohhh… yeah…. I can do that… that could be sweet… Yay!!!
YAY!
That’s what I said…
I’m so used to pushing people over the edges of things, that I hope I was able to assist you and do the same here….no, I’m not currently serving any time. Or refreshments…
There is a fine line between pushing someone over the edge emotionally and pushing them off an actual cliff… but either way, it is all good.
I shudder to think what photoshop experiments will be suggested.
And what you’ll do with them.
I am all aflutter with anticipation… or gas…