If you are a new follower or just a casual browser, I am so sorry. You just happened to stop by while I am in the middle of some really weird, sick, twisted stuff.

Normally, I am all about stuff that is just weird. (Ha. That’s funny… I am normally weird… doesn’t that cancel itself out?)…

In case you are now questioning my sanity or at least my morals and upbringing, let me assure you that I am harmless. The stories about practical jokes gone too far are just a small part of my strangeness. If you look at the top of this page, you will see a button called ‘My Songs’ by the Home and About button. If you click on this button you can listen to some of the sweet love songs I write and sing. If you scroll down to last week, you will see a whole week of adorable pictures of my friend’s new baby that I did funny stuff with in Photoshop.

*NOTE* If you scroll further down than that you might get lost, because there is a lot of bizarre art and stories and pictures and… stuff…

So once again, if you are new here, I am sorry if you got a little grossed out by the, uh, more gory of my practical joke stories… (see 1 and 2)… and rest assured that I have seen the error of my ways and sworn off practical jokes.

On the other hand, if you are one of the people who started following me in the last three days…  maybe that says more about you than it does about me.

And seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?