I have an infection in either a tooth or my gums.
The whole side of my face is swollen and misshapen.
I look like John McCain.
Don’t worry, I got some antibiotics and some good pain meds to last until I can see my dentist.
But neither of those help the fact that I look like John McCain.
(I should take a picture, but the shame is too much to bear)
Hit this button!
Click it! Just do it!
Click to go to book page with links
A book for kids... Click to go to book page with links
Otherwheres Collide-my newest book
My latest novel
Pouring My Art Out by Arthur H. Browne is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.Based on a work at https://pouringmyartout.wordpress.com/.
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.
Pouring My Art Out 
We all love you anyway, even if you looked like bees stung your face. š
That is very reassuring.
I thought it might help — seriously, get better soon!
Going to the dentist in an hour.
You’re lucky, when I get a toothache I look like Rosanne Barr.
You got me on that one.
I know that pain all too well, had to get drunk every night to numb it until my appointment.
That is so 18th century… Americans take drugs for everything… and for nothing.
I’m fascinated by the drugs ypur lot take, I reckon they are a lot stronger than our equivalents too. From reading some blogs I can see the amount of pill popping.
And the celebs dying on prescription overdoses, whatever happened to proper rock and roll drug taking? They want people addicted to the meds I guess, keep prices high, keep them needing more.
I can’t talk being a smoker, I pay enough taxes through the price of my fags.
I smoke too. But we are a hypocritical bunch of drug addled crack squirrels.
Sympathy will get you anything. Take the week off.
Awesome. But what will you all do without me?
Why, I’d catch up on sleep, of course.
So what, I am keeping you awake? That is the nicest thing anybody said to me all day.
Just imagine what tomorrow may hold.
Just imagine what might hold you tomorrow…
oh my.
There you go…
Ouch. I had something like that once – an abscessed tooth that made one side of my face puff up so I looked like a one-eyed balloon with a nose and hair. A root canal, oral surgery to drain the abscess, 13 stitches, hours in the dental chair, and a lot of Fiorinal and scotch for pain took care of the problem.
… hope yours isn’t as bad! I do recommend the Fiorinal and scotch.
Ummmmm… me too?
Ugh, me too! Holy eff teeth can hurt! Who knew?
Why do they need nerves in them?
Too much to bear? What’s a zoo animal have anything to do with this?
Did I spell that wrong? Is it bare? bair? beer?
so you ended up on antibiotics anyway! lol
sorry you’re hurting
Pain meds good.
oh ya baby!
Pain bad.
i understand that kind of pain! i hope there’s not a whole bunch of dental work to follow after the infection is under control and the pain gone
Who knows?
time for brocolli
Choppin’ brocolli.
eating it. hows the mouth today?
Going to the dentist soon.
uh oh! good luck!
Root canal… next monday…
that sucks! I need three crowns which I can’t afford even with half covered. dentists are insanely expensive. add in i have a terrible phobia of them. so…ugh.
We are in the same boat. Maybe that is why I need to have this done. If I went more, I would have to go less… to the dentist… not the bathroom… silly.
Ha! Ya with the medical issue for me relating to the bathroom joke above, i can’t sit in a dentist chair as long as they would need me to, to do the work. I also don’t freeze well or not at all, gas doesn’t work for me…it’s brutal
The novacaine stuff hardly works on me. I need like at least 3 shots.
i hear you, i can three and the freezing will still come out…yikes, you need to be put out!
I am all about the being put out… like Fred Flintstone’s cat.
ha me too! hey, if you were put out, there would be some peace and quiet for a while!
meow…
lol
Plaese laugh quietly… this is a reading area.
oops BAWHAHAHAHA!
Were you raised in a barn?
giddy up
What do you call a wooden horse on an antique merrry goround?
Old paint.
giddy up
You said that already. But that is what you say TO the horse, not what you call him.
hee haw
Your favorite show?
ummm
Ha… you are speechless.
—-
Oh, yeah.
your were lovin it weren’t you…
Maybe.
well pft
That was funny.
i know! i keep trying to tell my Hubby i’m funny!
Everybody is funny now and then… but can you keep it up?
usually
That is what I tell people too… ha!
Awwwwwwww. š¦
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
TouchĆ©-Ć©Ć©Ć©Ć©Ć©Ć©Ć©Ć© š
Word.
You know you’re opening yourself up to a slew of jokes here.
When do I not?