Look, I know you do not all have time to read my bleepin’ novel. We are all busy. And some of you do not ‘get’ sci fi. And some of you just think it is too big of a commitment… (ladies, I now feel your pain on this issue)… but do me a favor. If you can, set aside five minutes to read the next chapter, chapter 14, which I will be posting in a day or two.
Why, you might be asking? Because it is funny. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but just read the first bit… up to where the alien with his penis growing out of the top of his head gets stuck to the giant tongue of the other alien, and see if you can stop reading at that point without finding out how that part ends. Think of it as a challenge. If you do not at least giggle, I will never bother you again. At least about reading the book. You still have to look at the funny pictures and check out the original music videos I am going to be doing soon. I don’t do all this for my own amusement, people… (well, I do, sort of, but whatever)…
And I am slowing down to two chapter posts a week, as I have mentioned, so the pressure is off. Now get on with your lives.
Pouring My Art Out 
Greetings from September 4, 2012. 😉
What was that post about… my memory isn’t what it once was.
Your post that day started as thus, “Look, I know you do not all have time to read my bleepin’ novel. We are all busy.”
Oh… yeah… another shameless attempt to trick, coerce, guilt or manipulate people into doing what I wanted, But I am publishing the novel in just a few weeks, so… it’s all groovy…
PS – I fully intend to read this online masterpiece you are penning. Is there any way to get it into my Nook?
My older daughter has decided that I did a good enough job editing myself, and she has switched over to being my publicist/manager… for ten percent, she ain’t stupid. She is looking at the best options for e-publishing, with an option to get the REAL book sent right to your door.
If you e-publish, I’ll be in on the ground floor! I like reading on my Nook rather than the computer. I’m not a big sci-fi reader, but you said it’s funny, and I’m believing you. I’m on a mission this year to read the works of my blogging buddies before reading other authors.
It will be cheap. And the aliens are just there so I can make fun of everything that humans do, and for a little humorous action stuff.
Ok. I’m good with your aliens.
Plus they are funny, brave loyal, and very real…
Well, not the bad ones, but…
And it is exciting but not really violent.
You are making me smile. I’m pretty sure I will like it.
Okay, then go to bed…
Toodles!!
Poodles…
NOODLES!
Oh man… you last worded me again…
I was thinking this morning how nice you were to let me have the last word. 🙂
You waited until I went to bed and then said it… but I guess that still counts. But don’t get used to it.
One minute counts! It was one minute later for the noodles. You may have the last word this morning.
I amy at that…
Publish it in a book so I can take you on holiday
I wish you could take me on holiday… I need a break.
Did you go to Luxembourg on your European trip?
I have passed through… the first time I went, back in the 80’s…
That’s three tourists they’ve had then!
That can happen if your country is smaller than a small state.
Dear PMAO,
Commit me!!!
I’ll do it!!!
🙂
Lis
I am overjoyed. Tomorrow I am going to try to do a music video with an original song. Then on Wednesday, I am letting it rip… so to speak. I hope I can live up to my own hype.
http://wp.me/p1CLmE-1lQ
What’s your stripper name?
I’d be happy to read it. I am assuming that your SALOON page up top is where I will find the opening to this novel?
Oh, I can’t tell you how honored I would be to have you take so much as a glimpse, a peek, a mere glance, at my minor contribution. Yes, with the aid of my daughters boyfriend, I managed to put a header at the top of the page that connects the parts of the novel I have so far posted in one easy to find section, along with a few amusing pictures. I have also started a header with some notes on the characters and races, which I will update as I post new chapters.
Looking forward to reading about “dick head”!
How many times do you get to type that sentence in one lifetime?