You may not know it, but cows actually like the water…
They are good swimmers. Of course, some are better at it than others…
I took these pictures of a happy cow enjoying the ocean with a few friends…
And it is sort of a shame that cows are not allowed to use public pools in most states. California has no such restrictive laws. That is just the way we roll…
I will let you in on a little secret. You know those cheese commercials about the happy cows in California? There is a reason that our cows are the happiest cows in the world…
Just look at this happy cow…
Who wouldn’t be happy catching a wave?
She was a pretty good surfer, I must admit. Of course she couldn’t hang ten. She could only hang four. Because cows have cloven hooves. That is my story and I’m sticking to it…
Pouring My Art Out 
The first one of the cow jumping with the dolphins is too perfect.
Oh shucks.
I promised I would tell you when enough was enough – five was enough.
Well I already have some started for tomorow… sorry.
It’s been scientifically proven that cows who have gone “tubular” make better cheese. So, all cows should learn to surf.
Totally, dude.
Love these!
I never knew cows were such a devisive issue.
Only to the occasional cow-hater!
Vegetatrians.
Vile creatures!
I love them… with A1 sauce…
😎 !
We should all take a page from India!
I would rather take a page from a menu at a good steak place.
Sounds yummy!
The irony is that I have cut way down on my beef consumtion.
Me too — not very healthy, but I love a good thick ribeye as a treat. Walk the cow through a warm kitchen and it’s done enough for me. Mmmmmmm!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed.
Finally…I can see an end to this. [See above invitation.] You’ll get paid for being a moron. You’ll be the most famous moron on the planet…along with your cows and Dick Cheney. It makes me happy to know you and to be able to say “I knew you when….”
Are we done now?
I mean….really truly done?
We have to see what the masses say. They are so unpredictable… silly masses.
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I would be happy and pleased. I have millions of these kinds of pictures making fun of everything… but mostly Dick Cheney… How do I do it? Please bear in mind that I am a computer moron.
I was hoping you’d mention the Happy California Cows.
You can’t swing a pinata bat here without smacking some happy cow in the head.
Happy is one insignificant vowel away form hippy.
We have hippy cows too. It really is the grass…
hahahahahahahaha!
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