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Just a thought…

Posted on August 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I think we should build apartments buildings next to bakeries… and then run air ducts from the bakery to all the rooms… so your room would always smell like fresh-baked bread.

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Spumonkey!!!

Posted on August 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

What the heck, I can hear you all wondering, is a spumonkey??? Don’t worry… it isn’t as bad as it probably sounds like it is. The other night my wife and I went out for Italian food. You know how … Continue reading →

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Goodbye, Versailles… and a final word on living like a French king…

Posted on July 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I hope you have enjoyed my three-part series on how you too can live like a French king. If you follow my simple guidelines, you will soon be alienating poor people and making the rest of the fabulously wealthy feel … Continue reading →

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Versailles… part 3… Even more lifestyles of the rich and French…

Posted on July 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

When I did the first part of my now justifiably famous ‘lifestyles of the rich and French’, in which I gave you useful tips on how to live like a French king, I focused on how to build and decorate … Continue reading →

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Versailles… part 2… Lifestyles of the rich and French…

Posted on July 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

If you want to live like a French king, there are certain standards that you have to meet, and certain steps that you must take… Step 1. Commission a famous artist to make a statue of you dressed as an … Continue reading →

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Versailles… part 1… (or); There is a reason it it pronounced ‘ver-sigh’…

Posted on July 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Our second day in Paris and my wife, daughter and I took a day trip to Versailles… another stop on Mollie’s well-thought-out dream list. I had never been to Versailles before… wait… wow… my nostrils are really uneven, aren’t they? … Continue reading →

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The Art of war… part two…

Posted on July 28, 2015 by pouringmyartout

We now continue with my little adventure to the Musée de l’Armée  in Paris. And, because of the silly way my head works, my favorite part of that side trip was the free paper Napoleon hat I got at the … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump is being a Dick…

Posted on July 21, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Did you even notice that isn’t a picture of Donald Trump? No, you didn’t, because all you saw was the hair. That is actually a picture of Dick Cheney with Donald Trump’s hair stuck on him. So my title doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Let’s talk about Kim Kardashian’s butt… (or); Hey, you know what would really be sexy? A girl with a hugely overdeveloped brain!

Posted on July 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

But this post isn’t about brains. It is about butts. Once again, I am not setting myself up as a judge of what is ‘right’ or ‘good’ or ‘normal’… That being said, I would like to have a serious discussion … Continue reading →

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Here’s an idea…

Posted on July 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I think we should all go out to cheap costume stores and buy an assortment of inexpensive, spikey wigs in an assortment of colors… and then put them on the headrests of the seats of our cars… so from behind … Continue reading →

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