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I am terribly sorry to leave such a vast and gaping hole in your life, but I don’t have it in me to be funny today…

Five hours ago I left to take my wife’s new Highlander to the shop for a regularly scheduled maintenance procedure. On the way, a lady in a Lexus pulled out of a 7-11 right in front of me. I had no … Continue reading

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Ladies, get it off your chest…

I feel bad about this post… I really do… But I had another of my silly, crazy ideas, and it needs to be said. I know how you ladies dread those mammogram appointments. I think I have a way you … Continue reading

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