Like a rainbow…

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While I catch you up on what is happening in my life, I thought we could look at some pretty pictures of rainbows… wait, is it still a rainbow if it wasn’t made by rain?

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These ‘rainbows’ were made by light passing through a chandelier at my mother-in-law’s house. Yes, we are still living there. Our one-month home renovation turned into a two-month project. But we start moving back home tomorrow!!!

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And, soon, I will show you the pictures of our fancy new kitchen and living room and stuff.

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I like that one.

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Look at the colors. Purple is a cool color.

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That one is kind of artsy.

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The world needs more round and oval rainbows.

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Now how come, in that one, the shapes are reversed, but the colors are going the same direction? Nature is a mystery.

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I even got Cuca and Racha in on the fun.

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They seem to be enjoying themselves.

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… with a twist… part 4…

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Well, nobody is guessing anymore, so I guess we are done with this game… but this…

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…was an extreme closeup of Trump’s mouth… or, as I like to call it… his face anus.

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… with a twist… part 3…

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Okay, who can guess what that is? Remember, it is an extreme closeup of a bigger photo… and don’t forget the twist!!! *(See two previous posts)*

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… with a twist… part 2…

Here is the answer to part one… even if nobody actually bothered to guess…

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Yes, this…

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Was taken from the big photo above… and here is the new twist in this game. The picture on top symbolizes the hopes and dreams of the world being washed down into the sewer of despair due to the election of Trump. All the following posts in this series will have one thing in common… Trump… at least until I… or the crack squirrels living in my head… get bored… or depressed by the futility of it all… and give up.

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… with a twist… part 1…

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The premise is still the same. I took a tiny portion of a photograph of… something… and you have to guess what that something is. There is a twist to this new version of the game… technically, right now, there are two twists, because I am not going to tell you what the twist is until I do the answer post to this one, and show you the full picture.

Now, what the heck is that?

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On the plus side…

One of my anti-Trump tweets was liked by Emmy-award nominated actress, Kim Cattral, so I can add that to my list of famous people I stalk on Twitter.

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… part 6…

It was a frog…

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I knew a blue frog would confuse you!

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You can see it now, can’t you?

But… speaking of confusion… I am very disappointed in America today. I thought that racism and sexism were, if not defeated, at least well on their way to becoming extinct. Turns out I was wrong. Now I have two choices. I can spend four years making fun of Trump with funny Photoshop pictures, interspersed with rants about how this is exactly the same way Hitler came to power, and we might be headed for a dark future of bleakness and despair… or, I can go back to my original plan of trying to conquer the world through the clever use of this simple humor blog, and then, once I am in power, remove Trump from office, and have him stuck on top of a mountain somewhere.

Any thoughts?

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Well, this sucks, America…

Well, the haters might win. Trump found a vein of bigotry and selfishness and mined it. The world will never look at this country the same way again. We were a shining light, now we are a black hole. And why? Because individuals feel that they should have more, even if it means that everybody else has less.

Oh, and thanks, idiots who vote for the smaller parties. Yes, you made a moral stand. And once again, races in states where it was neck and neck have fallen to the dark lord. A woman-hating, racist, wife-cheating liar schoolyard bully might now have nuclear weapons. And Russia pulls off a bigger espionage coup than they ever did during the cold war.

He isn’t going to make your lives better. He has the house and senate. Say goodbye to the Supreme Court. And healthcare. And maybe gay marriage and a woman’s right to choose. Say hello to more guns, building racial tensions, the rich getting richer, and if history is repeated, he might replace the military authority, wait for riots, call for martial law, suspend rights, and start building camps.

As a friend just reminded me, tomorrow night is the anniversary of Kristallnacht. Google it.

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… part 5…

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Oh yeah, this is a tricky one! Who knows what that is?

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What the heck is that… a new guessing game… part 4…

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Okay, I admit it… I tried to zoom in so far that it looked like more fingerprints… but it was salmon… raw salmon…

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But yeah, that could have been anything.

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