No, tRump supporting males, I am not asking you to trust a democrat about this. We all know that democrats lie about everything. No, I am asking you to look back at your own life. Remember puberty? Remember that one short period of time, when suddenly girls weren’t weird anymore. They were fascinating.

Do you remember those hormone-rushes at the sight of a shapely young woman. Hell, you still can’t even think around a large pair of breasts.

Now ask yourself, while thinking of those years full of so many salacious thoughts, can you imagine anything that would have made you change your mind about breasts? Could anyone have talked you into trying some experimentation with the opposite sex?

Take your time. Now picture a pair of breasts…

Now, picture an erect penis…

Are you gay now? No.

You’re welcome. Glad I could clear that up.

On the opposite side of the coin, conversion therapy does not work for the same reason. Yeah, by being cruel and horrible you can scare kids into pretending they are straight. But it is just pretending. You know, like how we sent you to school for all those years, and you still came out stupid. We tried to use conversion therapy to be smart, but it didn’t take. Life is funny like that.