A message from a secret source: The truth about tRump, the shallow state, and eating babies while swimming in pools of pee…

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Secret documents have been leaked- no pun intended- that prove that Donald tRump is the leader of a powerful cabal of rich asshats who gather together in secret underground lairs located beneath Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises in order to eat deep-fried human babies while bathing in giant vats of human urine wearing bathing suits made of the skins of endangered animals.

This ‘shallow state’ conspiracy will stop at nothing to stay in power to ensure their supply of babies, pee, and endangered animals. Those members who are entrenched in the government have not only covered up much evidence of tRump’s complete inability to do the job as president, but the true number of people who have died from drinking bleach and shoving light bulbs up their rectums.

The people need to know the truth!!!

From an anonymous but completely credible source.

 

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4 Responses to A message from a secret source: The truth about tRump, the shallow state, and eating babies while swimming in pools of pee…

  1. Trent Lewin says:

    You have just exposed the deep crepe! I think that’s what they call it. This pancake-y goodness holds all the secrets. I will eat the crap out of it.

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