I know, it’s bad. I said it was. It was four in the morning, and I had no time to aim my phone because those varmints are fast.

No, that isn’t a sunset. That is a San Diego sunrise.

My relief officer didn’t show up, so I had to pull a double shift.

As bad as these pictures are, they do fit in with the pictures of scorpions, tarantulas and black widow spiders I have shared with you from my job.

I am still waiting for the rattlesnake photo-op.