Hello, this is your nature guide, Arthur, speaking to you from deepest, darkest San Diego California. Today, we will observe the splendor and terror that is nature in the wild.
Hey kid, you might want to get out of the water.
Even the big fish are fleeing!
And the small fish are swimming in a circle, trying desperately to confuse the predators!
I know, you didn’t think that San Diego had jungles. But it does, even though, technically, it is a desert.
What bloody, ravenous nightmare is being enacted under those turbulent waters?
As large fish turns upon small fish, to sate his savage hunger.
In the wild, you must constantly look over your shoulder… wait, do fish have shoulders?
The school of sleek, deadly carnivores grows, as they stalk their prey.
The small fry abandon their circle, and flee, hoping to outrun their hideous destiny.
Under the swaying palms and tranquil waters death death lurks in every shadow.
Ready to pounce on the unwary. Okay, I have to go, my food and fancy adult beverage with a tiny umbrella just arrived at the table.
Man, next time I go there to eat, I am bringing a bottle of red food-coloring. That would spice this story up.
You mean, “next time you go there to eat or get eaten”?
Or a little of both
Better be careful just in case.
uh… no