More stop and frisk! That should help damp down all the tensions. Hey, when he said he was going to get rid of crime and make our streets totally safe… on his first day in office… I wondered how he planned on doing it. And here I was, thinking he didn’t have a plan.

I assume the next step is to tell all the cops: “Beat the hell out of everybody, I will pay your legal fees.” This is also, no doubt, what he plans to tell the military when he gets ride of ISIS on day one.

But for some reason, when I heard Trump say we need more stop and frisk, the image that popped into my mind was this one:

“What has it got in it’s pocketses, my precious?”