First of all, I want to say that I had so many ideas for a title for this post bouncing through my crack squirrel-infested cranium that the squirrels went nuts, gave up, and let me proceed on my own… Feel free to chime in with any of your ideas for a good title.
Secondly, there is an added layer of ironic humor attached to this post, due to the fact that there is an alien character in my action/humor science fiction novel series who has his junk… and I mean a lot of junk… growing out of the top of his head… just sayin’…
So, you might recall that I recently enjoyed the privilege of having my first kidney stone… and was on good pain medication for a week or so. This morning, I had a follow up appointment with a urology doctor. I went in to the office, sat in a chair, answered the nurses questions, and then waited for the doctor to arrive. I recalled seeing a poster on the wall above the chair, but I hadn’t really looked at it. So… I turned in my chair and looked up…
And here is what I saw…
So, it wasn’t just a cut-away view of a penis… it was a diseased penis… with detailed and well-painted scenes of everything that can go wrong with the human urinary tract. Oh yeah!
So there I sat, with a disease-infested penis poking me… figuratively speaking… on the top of my noggin. Needless to say, I thought this was the funniest thing ever. Not only did I grab my phone to take some pictures, but when the doctor came in, I told her that if she had had the poster placed there on purpose, her sense of humor left me in awe.
I am not sure if she was as amused as I was…
But she finished up my visit with a free… and unexpected… prostate exam… so I guess she had the last laugh… maybe…
And I’m fine back there, or down there, just so you know.
Pouring My Art Out 
Okay, the title got me and yeah, you made me laugh 😀
YAY
There’s not a vas deferens between the poster and the one below it!
ouch
I don’t mean it really…
yay
Something Freudian…A day at the spay and neuter clinic…School of hard knocks…
Taught by hard knockers…
Mastery & the Johnson…Betwixt flaccidity and tumescence…
best porn movie title ever!!!
Thanks–it had a pseudo-scientific ring to it.
all the best porn titles do
Um, you call that a penis??? Ha!
Glad to hear things are in working under down under. Now go forth and multiply or something.
I don’t have my multiplication tables memorized… I have to do it longhand…
I could say something but I won’t. It is totally inappropriate.
Leslie
oh go ahead…
Sorry, I can’t do it.
Leslie
take the high road…
That’s what I’m doing.
Leslie
good for you
😉
…ooo000ooo…
😉
i hope it’s not yours?
I wish… uh… I mean… ummmmm….
Damn, that was good…
thanks
lol