Once again, my spam folder is so stuffed with meaty, fatty, gristley morsels, that I couldn’t pick just one…

Spam: This is my first time visit at here and i am truly impressed to read all at alone place.

My reply: That is so sad, and I am truly sorry you are reading at alone place, Rosalind, at finance-money.net… but at least you got to read all while you were there… being at alone place… or did you mean; a loan place??? (NOTE: this comment is particularly poignant because it was left on a post I did called:  Self-actualizing Islamic fundamentalist terrorists… are you f*&$%#@ s%@#**&%* me???)

Spam: If some one needs to be updated with latest technologies therefore he must be
pay a visit this site and be up to date everyday.

My answer: Dear… uh… spam/person at… ummm… some sort of website, I suppose, I can’t help but feel that you are being a little sarcastic, which is an unpleasant way for a bot/human to be. Everybody here knows I am a computer moron, and have to get help with anything technical. And the fact that you left this comment on an old post I did titled:  HELP!!! I have gotten myself in way over my head… again…  makes it seem almost mean-spirited.

Spam: Thanks , I’ve just been searching for info about this topic for ages
and yours is the greatest I’ve found out till now. But, what in regards to the conclusion? Are you sure concerning the source?

Me: Thanks so much, Bing, at Bing.com, and I am moved by your kind words. I have no idea why you have been searching for ages on the topic of: Unicorns vomit rainbows… in your dreams… but I accept the fact that mine is the greatest you managed to find so far. In regards to the conclusion, I think my post stands on its own merit. Every word… and funny Photoshop picture… in that post is absolutely the last word on this subject, and the conclusion that I drew it this; every blogger should do one post about unicorns and vomit and rainbows, because the search hits will keep coming for years. That post is still on my ‘top posts and pages’ list… (located down there on my sidebar, for any of you who are wondering)… And yes, I am indeed sure concerning the source… because I made all that shit up, and the crack squirrels that live in my head never lie to me!