WARNING… side effects may include:
Shrinking of male genitals, decrease in hand size, projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, loss of brain function, impulsive thoughts and actions, hair loss, unexpected hair growth in unwanted places, toenail flying off, rashes, boils, sharpened tongues, speaking without thinking, listening without understanding, climate change denial, an increased feeling that you need to stockpile automatic weapons in your underground bunker, a need to dig an underground bunker, hatred of Obama and his policies even though those policies are still in the process of fixing things broken by the last idiot who was in the White House before Obama, closed-mindedness, racist tendencies, excessive religious fanaticism, wealth hoarding, bankruptcy, the urge to shoot someone in Times Square to see if it decreases your number of friends, cysts, blindness, kidney infection, anal leakage, orange hair, orange skin, feelings of inferiority, pomposity, excessive outrage, wanting to sue everybody who says anything negative about you, negative tweeting, obnoxious facial expressions, low self-esteem or excessively high self-esteem, multiple marriages, impure thoughts about your own daughter, warts, gallstones, yeast infections, sociopathic tendencies, the complete downfall of America and a cessation of all that it once stood for and made it such a great country, and feelings of superiority not backed up by any actual evidence.
Pouring My Art Out 
OMG NOT anal leakage, the rest of it, Meh…
That is just always my favorite side effect in commercials while we eat dinner… that are nestled between commercials where lawyers tell people to sue a drug company for some other drug that had horrible side effects… and because, it I had to choose between heartburn and anal leakage, I am going to get me some Tums…
The funniest part is people still come in and ask for the drug, despite the anal leakage warning! That’s where I draw the line!
Well if Trump gets elected, the whole world will have a big, leaking anus…
Yep, in which case the safest place to be would be off planet somewhere – the further the better. I used to have a hard time understanding those who volunteered for a one way trip to Mars to build a colony – now I’d like a ticket please? 😀
I will tweet to Matt Damon…
You forget the worst possible side effect: Donald Trump elected president.
that is in there in a bunch of ways…
oh, and to make it more interesting, the republican party chose last night to announce that they will, as of now, begin an active campaign AGAINST their favorite candidate = Trump. This includes national ads asking people to stop voting for Trump – that a vote for Trump is a vote against the republican party HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that you bully! ZAP! POW! KAZAM! Will our masked Trump survive this vicious attack? tune in tomorrow to find out…
it is just going to get weirder… remember, at the very beginning, he didn’t want to commit to not still running as an independent even if the rebulitard party decided he wasn’t the nominee…
Ha!
yup… that happened…
You forgot hemorrhoids…
I thought that went without saying…